In the searing heat of New Mexico, Gordon Ramsay checks in to the Meson De Mesilla, a place that looks more like a penitentiary than a luxury boutique hotel. On arrival, he is asked to sign a waiver to promise he won't damage the walls, and things go quickly downhill from there. He meets the hotel's owner, Cali Szczawinski, and soon discovers that she's more interested in singing than managing the hotel - a lot more interested. In fact, she seems to think she's Cher. Ramsay wishes he could turn back time, and reroute his flight to anywhere other than Las Cruces. Can he get this owner to focus more on running her hotel and keeping up his changes and less on her performances? Find out.