Guest Stars Lamont Thompson as Farmer John Mary Anne McGarry as Granny McGill Tammy Dahlstrom as Martha River Drosche as Young Levi Quinta Brunson as Trig Erin Darke as Phaedra Heath McGough as Gorgeous Pete Matt Cordova as Trig's Goon #2 Karamo Brown as Patriotic Man Co Starring Paul Norwood as Uncle Sam Ashley Dulaney as Crying Woman Albert Minero Jr. as Carnival Worker