Guest Stars Donna Preston as Fat Pat Melissa James as Cathy with the Hat Lorna Brown as Cal Peter Singh as Gary Edie Newman as Blind Sally Irene Alano-Rhodes as Suds Catherine Morris as Sian Stacey Guthrie as Thick as Shit Jean Suzie Chard as No Hat Cathy Jola Olajide as Charlee Lisa Davina Phillip as Pat Pat Rae Cooksey as White Pat Christian Brassington as Dean Niky Wardley as Anastasia Caroline Harding as Sal Cheryl Fergison as Herself Dystin Johnson as Vicki Marina Hayter as Gormless Madge Bruce Alexander as Doug Duncan Wisbey as Martin Abdul Salis as Sebastian Jane Mosse as Pretend Parker Bowles Elisabeth Wilson as Scouse Fi Andy Wood as Tom Jones Lookalike