Guest Stars James Murray as Prince Andrew Sam Woolf as Prince Edward Andrew Havill as Robert Fellowes Michael Buerk voices Newsreader John Humphrys voices Newsreader Ed Sayer as Equerry Flora Montgomery as Norma Major Daniel Flynn as Andrew Parker Bowles Richard Rycroft as Archbishop of Canterbury Martin Turner as Lord Chamberlain Alastair Mackenzie as Richard Aylard James Harper-Jones as Tom Parker Bowles Emilia Lazenby as Laura Parker Bowles Victor McGuire as Amateur Radio Operator Claire Vousden as Guest at Eaton Lodge Marty Cruikshank as Dowager Duchess of Westminster Neil Smye as Deputy Editor Ben Warwick as Jonathan Dimbleby Alan Blyton as Editor-in-Chief Abdul Sulaiman as Teenage Boy Fatima Abukar as Teenage Girl Tytan as Break Dancer 1 Slick Johnny as Break Dancer 2