Guest Stars Chris Diamantopoulos as JQR Katja Herbers as Mathilde LaFleur Elizabeth Marvel as Celeste Abbott Tom Wlaschiha as Father Hans Ziegler David Arquette as Monty Abbott Tiana Okoye as TBD Co Starring Ely Henry as JPV Jack Foley as Nerd with a Beard Dean Sharpe as Meathead Nancy Friedrich as Sister Mary Therese Kevin Thompson as Mourner #2 Barry Livingston as Martini Man Dieterich Gray as Mourner #1 Mike Kopera as Piano Player Caroline Portu as Sandy Plums Jayme Rae Dailey as Magician's Assistant 1 Jenny Dailey as Magician's Assistant 2 Stephanie Wong as Safetynet Receptionist