Guest Stars Matilda Szydagis as Zelda Joel Johnstone as Archie Cleary Gideon Glick as Alfie Austin Basis as Alvin Eddie Kaye Thomas as Adam Michael Cyril Creighton as Mel Lucas Kavner as Cecil Josh Grisetti as Ralph Alexander Gemignani as Janusz Peter Friedman as George Dominic Jay Will as James Julie Klausner as Maggie Annie Golden as Marge Debra Monk as Helen Dyer Bruce Altman as David Weston Co Starring Colin Keane as Ethan Ireland Carvajal as Esther Sedona Carvajal as Esther Chloë Kerwin as Trudy Mike Massimino as Officer Peluso Zurin Villanueva as Lill Steve Routman as Alan Ian Lithgow voices Phone Voice Martin Harris as Piotr Sal Rendino voices Phone Voice Sarah-Anne Martinez as Nanette Alex Cranmer as Darren Niceto Darcey Festin voices Phone Voice Matt Crabtree voices Phone Voice Billy Stritch as Bathhouse Pianist Dante Jeanfelix voices Phone Voice Doug Goldring as Shelly Betsy Helmer as Nancy Tom Bentey as Man in a Towel Charlotte Fountain-Jardim as Sister Clementine Luca Pironti as Tailor Erin Bradford as Fan Michael Meth voices Phone Voice Bryan Amato voices Phone Voice Sarah King as Bawdy Chanteuse Jozsef Pinter voices Phone Voice Nili Bassman as Barbara Shawn McLaughlin voices Phone Voice Matt Harrington as Ed Bill Army voices Phone Voice Geoff Schuppert voices Phone Voice Anne-Marie Cusson as Reverend Mother Michael Barra as Lev Jabari Gray voices Phone Voice Tom Day voices Phone Voice Michael Bakkensen voices Phone Voice Clark Carmichael as Tom