Special Guest Stars Ian McKellen voices Narrator Guest Stars Dana Gould as Priest Marc Jablon as Restaurant Manager Chris Coppola as Video Store Clerk Tom Costello as Coach J.D. Cullum as Lloyd Jim Kane as Video Store Clerk Connor Keene as Waiter (Kevin) Co Starring Austin Nash Chase as Basketball Player (Hampton) James Coker as Middle-Aged Guy Julie Burrise as Porn Star Girl Liam Manfredonia as Porn Star Guy Preston Garcia as Rusty Harrison Harvey as Waiter (Brad) Paul Vato as Lonely-Looking Dude
