Guest Stars Eddie Mekka as Carmine "The Big Ragoo" Ragusa Phil Foster as Frank DeFazio David L. Lander as Andrew J. "Squiggy" Squigman Michael McKean as Leonard "Lenny" Kosnowski Hamilton Camp as Rags Co Starring Wayne Powers as Cop Lynne Marie Stewart as Sister Sarah Paul Micale as Store Manager Scott Marshall as Kid Rusdi Lane as Santa Claus Mickey Fox as Fat Lady