Guest Stars Aasha Davis as Various Characters Tim Baltz as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters Paget Brewster as Herself (Narrator) Duncan Trussell as Himself (Narrator) J.D. Ryznar as Himself (Narrator) Chris Parnell as Thomas Edison Jason Ritter as Elisha Gray Martin Starr as Alexander Graham Bell Henry Winkler as Zenas (Rhymes with Penis) Fisk Wilber Parker Posey as Mary Phelps Jacob Michael McKean as Carl Laemmle Drew Pinsky as Judge (as Dr. Drew Pinsky) Noelle Bonhomme as Edison's Assistant Jackie Michele Johnson as Friend 3 Craig Anstett as Bell's Lawyer