Guest Stars Hank Simms voices Announcer Jack Valenti as Himself Meryl Streep as Herself Jack Nicholson as Himself John Travolta as Himself Steven Spielberg as Himself Gregory Peck as Himself Jack Lemmon as Himself Jane Fonda as Herself Walter Matthau as Himself Susan Sarandon as Herself Warren Beatty as Himself Diane Keaton as Herself Sissy Spacek as Herself Burt Lancaster as Himself Jon Voight as Himself Bette Midler as Herself Diana Ross as Herself Dudley Moore as Himself William Hurt as Himself Gregory Hines as Himself Joel Grey as Himself Marsha Mason as Herself Debra Winger as Herself Chevy Chase as Himself Bill Conti as Himself Vincent Price as Himself Kathleen Turner as Herself Paula Prentiss as Herself Timothy Hutton as Himself Roger Moore as Himself Kristy McNichol as Herself Paul Williams as Himself Richard Benjamin as Himself Danny Kaye as Himself Fay Kanin as Herself Carol Burnett as Herself Debbie Allen as Herself Dan Aykroyd as Himself Barbara Stanwyck as Herself Lionel Richie as Himself Robert Hays as Himself Rachel Ward as Herself Maureen Stapleton as Herself Loretta Young as Herself Melinda Dillon as Herself Morgan Fairchild as Herself Harry Hamlin as Himself John Schneider as Himself Howard E. Rollins Jr. as Himself Karen Allen as Herself Liberace as Himself Richard Kiel as Himself Ian Holm as Himself Kim Hunter as Herself Ursula Andress as Herself Joan Hackett as Herself Hugh Hudson as Himself Christopher Cross as Himself Jerzy Kosinski as Himself Christopher Atkins as Himself Mark Rydell as Himself Sheena Easton as Herself James Coco as Himself Albert R. Broccoli as Himself Ornella Muti as Herself Harold Sakata as Himself