Guest Stars Jack Riley as Chappy Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen Robert Stephen Ryan as Professor Milosevic Lee Majors as Colonel Seymore Kooze Ian Ziering as Harry Johnson Candace Kita as Reporter Scott Berman as Greasy Guy David Morgasen as Professor Milosevic James Gleason as Irish Priest Barbara Roberts as Aunt Jizzy Jon Lovitz as Father of B.J.'s Baby Shannon Welles as Nun Patrick Thomas O'Brien as Chip's Poopie Deborah Lee Hall as Chip's Mootie
