Meanwhile, the Ambers and Sarah commiserate over the shortage of boys in their lives. "Do you realize if a bunch of naked guys walked in here, they'd be the luckiest guys alive?" queries Amber B. And it's no wonder she wants a new man; in an intimate tete-a-tete with Amber M., she cavalierly reveals that her current boyfriend once threatened to "chop [her] up into little pieces and feed [her] to pigs." Amber M. is shocked her new BFF would allow herself to be treated like this--even though she, herself, admitted one of her own ex-boyfriends once tried to push her into a fire--"on purpose.".