Special Guest Stars James Marsden as Criss Chros Salma Hayek as Elisa Padriera Julianne Moore as Nancy Donovan Guest Stars Sue Galloway as Sue LaRoche-Van der Hout Marceline Hugot as Kathy Geiss Seth Kirschner as Shawn Remy Bond as Janet Dante Hoagland as Terry David Garrison as Dr. Carlock Maggie Geha as Inga James Downey as Downey Bonnie Swencionis as Sam Jefferson Slinkard as Crew Guy #2 Joe Forbrich as Crew Guy #1 Jack Burditt as The Colonel Richard Belzer as Himself Ice-T as Himself Nancy Pelosi as Herself Savannah Guthrie as Herself Anthony Atamanuik as Anthony Nicole Neuman as Ashley Uncredited Katrina Bowden as Stewardess