Guest Stars Connor Paolo as Eric van der Woodsen Margaret Colin as Eleanor Waldorf Sam Robards as Howie "The Captain" Archibald Michelle Hurd as Laurel Francie Swift as Anne Archibald John Shea as Harold Waldorf Susan Misner as Alison Humphrey Co Starring Zuzanna Szadkowski as Dorota Kishlovsky Luz Alexandra Ramos as Nurse Uncredited Kristen Bell voices Gossip Girl