Special Guest Stars Amy Sedaris as Delilah Guest Stars Cameron Moulène as Teenage Burt Eltony Williams as Security Guard/Stripper/Fiance John Ciccolini as Steve Michael Ralph as Brent Co Starring Rylie Cregut as Hope Chance Baylie Cregut as Hope Chance Kelly Heyer as Teenage Virginia Laura Avey as Teenage Delilah Kevin Michael Walsh as Guy Adam London as Bartender Rob McCabe as Public Servant Kristen Marie Anderson as Cigarette Girl Joelle Righetti as Bridesmaid Roger Lim as Minister Michael Kiss as Michael Jackson Impersonator