Special Guest Stars Patricia Arquette as Jeannie Kerns Guest Stars Anthony Mazza as ESU Officer #1 Bridget Barkan as Elise Everly Michael Mazzeo as Al Gbenga Akinnagbe as Priest Jason Gedrick as FBI Agent Cantwell Anne Meara as Irene Kerns Darren Lipari as Uni Ngo Okafor as SWAT Benjamin Martin as Manuel Wendy Eaton as Beth Rasmussen Tyson Hall as Clarence Rebecka Ray as Female Employee Patricia Norris as Ramona Clegg Kenneth Franklin as Johnny Kerns Kendrick Reinsch as Twenty-Something Guy Jasmine Carmichael as Yvette Jimenez Amanda Quaid as Angela Kerns P.J. Brown as Craig Rasmussen Marc Raco as Insurance Boss Uncredited Steve Zirnkilton voices Opening Narration