Guest Stars Tina Gayle as Officer Kathy Linahan Larry Poindexter as Mark Anthony Harlington III Stephen Furst as Dirtball Constance Forslund as Hildy Hopkins Dennis Bowen as Renzlo T. Johnson II Heather O'Rourke as Lindsey Co Starring Clarence Gilyard, Jr. as Officer Benjamin Webster Joyce Brothers as Herself Tim Jones as Large Slob Jody Kay as D.D.T. Girl Marilyn Staley as D.D.T. Girl Patrick O'Moore as Mr. Cringle Guylaine Moquin-Sanford as Cherie Billy Braver as Mold Kahlena Marien as D.D.T. Girl Susie Walsh as Maggie