Guest Stars Kevin Smith as Ares Joel Tobeck as Strife Hudson Leick as Callisto Lisa Chappell as Melissa Blake Kevin Smith as Jerry Patrick Brown Bruce Campbell as Rob Tapert Kevin Sorbo as Kevin Sorbo Hudson Leick as Liz Friedman Michael Hurst as Paul Robert Coyle Robert Trebor as B.S. Hollinsfoffer Charles Mesure as Johnny Pinto Gina Torres as Beth Hymson Joel Tobeck as David Scott Pollison Ted Raimi as Alex Kurtzman Liam McFarland as Cool Hercules Grant Adams as Clapper Loader Kim Raynes as Cocktail Waitress Les Dwight as Elvis Hercules Elizabeth Hawthorne as Mary Contrary Jason Tahu as Paintball Player Willy De Wit as Eric Gruendemann Patrick Wilson as Evil Warlord Ian Mune as Director Paul Glover as Roberto Orci