Guest Stars Irwin Keyes as Shorty the Stagehand Buddy Douglas as Buddy Morris / Phillip Morris Messenger Raleigh Friend as Hurry Up Twin Raymond Friend as Hurry Up Twin Everett Greenbaum as Announcer Sydney Lassick as Mr. Zoblotnick Bellina Logan as Woman with No Name Gregory Sporleder as Sax Player John Quade as Billy "The Ear" Mulkahey