Guest Stars Chris Tallman as Gary the Klansman John Ross Bowie as Pageant Dad Jamie Denbo as Pageant Mom Agnes Albright as School Girl Mikey Day as School Guy 1 Kathryn Fiore as Peace Corps Rep Jimmy Shubert as Army Rep Trevor Morgan as School Guy 2 J.W. Smith as Prefect of Wanganui Beth Malone as Miss Striker Greg DuCre as Hung Stripper Jada Storm as Hot Chick 1 Andie Fernandez as Hot Chick 2