Guest Stars Keegan-Michael Key as Theoretical Criminal Carrie Keagan as Frosty Ben Zook as Jeffrey De La Costa Joe O'Connor as Preacher Dan Castellaneta as Commissioner Jerry Salerno Alison Haislip as Bride Ken Marino as Sgt. Andrew Blake Jeremy Rowley as Blind Drunk Guy Steve Hart as Arrow-Through-the-Head Man Danielle Hawkins as Miss Teen Reno Bobby Blanski as Make Out Guy Rachel Avery as Make Out Girl Don Shivey as City Official