Guest Stars Nick Swardson as Terry Bernadino Jack Plotnick as Steve Marmella Paul Rudd as Ethan the Drug Lord Joe Lo Truglio as Tattoo Shop Owner #2 Patton Oswalt as Jeff Spoder David Koechner as Sheriff of Aspen Danny DeVito as District Attorney Toby Huss as Glen the Desk Clerk Ken Marino as Deaf Tattoo Artist Paul Reubens as Sir Terrence Mindy Sterling as Spoder's Mom Oscar Nuñez as Jose Jose Jose Michael Ian Black as Ron of Ron's Tattoo Irina Voronina as Russian Model Steve Little as Drug Lord's Second Hostage Alejandra Gutierrez as Miss Acapulco Chris Tallman as Alligator Expert Brian T. Finney as Decontamination Guy Ian Roberts as Captain Rogers, DHS David Wain as Breen the Plumber Marisa Petroro as Drug Lord's Girlfriend Kyle Dunnigan as Drug Lord's First Hostage Kathryn Fiore as Cheyenne the Helicopter Model Kevin Allison as Tattoo Victim Michael Hoback as Barry Baum Michael H. Clark as Bus Driver Tamara Fox Meyerson as Tammy Todd Holoubek as Tattooed Guy Kathryn Smith as Jello Wrestler Shanti Hall as Hot Paramedic Matthew Budds as Clapping Cop Michael Patrick Jann as Tattoo Shop Owner #1 Dave Holmes as Persnickety Desk Worker Cathy Shim as Spring Break Dream Girl Brandon Molale as Kevlar Guy Eric Price as Wrestling Referee Michael Showalter as Paul Lennie Loftin as Chief of Police Floyd Van Buskirk as Proctologist Uncredited Dwayne Johnson as Rick Smith, SWAT
