Guest Stars Simon Helberg as Moist Jed Whedon as Bad Horse Chorus #2 Rob Reinis as Bad Horse Chorus #3 Nick Towne as Bad Horse Chorus #1 Liz Vassey as Fury Leika Marti Noxon as Newswoman Jed Whedon as Dead Bowie Drew Goddard as Fake Thomas Jefferson Maurissa Tancharoen as Groupie #1 Richard Partlow as Mayor Michael Canaan as Pink Pummeler Kate Danson as Tie-Die David Fury as Newsman Douglas Petrie as Professor Normal Steve Berg as Groupie #3 Rob Reinis as Moving Guy Stacy Shirk as Groupie #2 Michael Boretz as Other Moving Guy Lance W. Lanfear as Hawaiian Shirt Guy Athena Demos as Snake Bite Jonathan Reilly as Purple Pimp