Season 3 - Episode Guide

As the availability of public restrooms dwindles in NYC, John tries to find clever ways to relieve himself.

After having his ears properly cleaned, John wonders if better hearing is what he actually wants.

John starts working out and tracks the pros and cons of big.

John's discovery of the deeply-embedded rituals and bonding in sports leads to a greater appreciation of the game.

John thinks he is spending too much time indoors and decides to try out the activity of birding.

After having a delivery stolen, John investigates how to keep his packages secure.