The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
Episode: 9x01 | Airdate: Sep 21, 1997
Homer has to take his family to New York city for a madcap adventure after Barney goes on a bender and leaves Homer's car illegally parked at the World Trade Center.
Episode: 9x01 | Airdate: Sep 21, 1997
Homer has to take his family to New York city for a madcap adventure after Barney goes on a bender and leaves Homer's car illegally parked at the World Trade Center.
Episode: 9x02 | Airdate: Sep 28, 1997
Principal Skinner is given a achievement award and in the middle of the ceremony a man who claims to be the real Seymour Skinner shows up.
Episode: 9x03 | Airdate: Oct 19, 1997
The story of how Lisa got her sax includes Bart's first day at school, his visit to the school psychologist and a heat wave in Springfield.
Episode: 9x04 | Airdate: Oct 26, 1997
In a Halloween trilogy, nuclear survivor Homer battles mutants; Bart is morphed with a fly; Marge is accused of being a witch in 1649.
Episode: 9x05 | Airdate: Nov 2, 1997
Homer buys a gun, but after a few mishaps, Marge demands he get rid of it. When he doesn't, she leaves with the kids. Blackboard: 'Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story'.
Episode: 9x06 | Airdate: Nov 9, 1997
Homer heckles Flanders out of coaching Pee Wee football---and then takes over, replacing winning QB Nelson with Bart.
Episode: 9x07 | Airdate: Nov 16, 1997
Apu tries to wriggle out of a marriage prearranged by his mother years in the past to a woman that he does not remember.
Episode: 9x08 | Airdate: Nov 23, 1997
While digging at a construction site, Lisa finds bones that everyone thinks are the bones of a angel.
Episode: 9x09 | Airdate: Dec 7, 1997
Marge gets a realtor's license and goes to work---for Lionel Hutz, who finds her honesty a dubious asset. Meanwhile, Homer buys a hot rod at a police auction, but the incarcerated former owner protests. Blackboard "There was no Roman God named 'Fartacus' ".
Episode: 9x10 | Airdate: Dec 21, 1997
After accidentally destroying the Simpsons' Christmas gifts, Bart claims a burglar stole them, and Springfield responds generously to that false news. Blackboard: 'Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related'.
Episode: 9x11 | Airdate: Jan 4, 1998
Homer rents Paint Your Wagon with Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood expecting a Shoot 'Em up western. He is so disappointed about it that Marge and Lisa have to try and cheer him up.
Episode: 9x12 | Airdate: Jan 11, 1998
Homer and Bart become carnival workers, and take in two fellow carnies whose crooked game is closed by Chief Wiggum.
Episode: 9x13 | Airdate: Feb 8, 1998
Homer is talked into joining a cult at the airport. The cult promises to take people to another planet. Marge has to work hard to get through the brainwashing. Blackboard: 'Shooting paintballs is not an art form'.
Episode: 9x14 | Airdate: Feb 15, 1998
A bus accident strands Bart, Lisa and their classmates on an island; Homer starts a business on the Internet.
Episode: 9x15 | Airdate: Feb 22, 1998
Krusty makes a fool of himself at the Springfield Comedy Festival and decides to retire. Once at the retirement ceremony he discovers how to make people laugh.
Episode: 9x16 | Airdate: Mar 1, 1998
Moe finally finds a woman to date, then has Homer help him with a insurance scam to get more money to spend on her. Blackboard: 'Silly string is not a nasal spray'.
Episode: 9x17 | Airdate: Mar 8, 1998
Grandpa says "Simpson genes" are behind Lisa's sudden lack of brain power; Jasper tries to live for the future in the Kwik-E-Mart freezer.
Episode: 9x18 | Airdate: Mar 22, 1998
Marge orders Bart to play with Ralph Wiggum, an appalling task---until Bart gets hold of Chief Wiggum's master key to the city. Blackboard: 'I was not told to do this'.
Episode: 9x19 | Airdate: Mar 29, 1998
When Homer comes up with a not so bright idea at work involving a donut and the nuclear core, Mr. Burns fires him. He then decides to join the Naval Reserve when Lisa tells him that she would be proud of him if he did. Later a nuclear-sub captain puts naval reservist Homer in command during war games. Blackboard: "My butt does not deserve a website".
Episode: 9x20 | Airdate: Apr 5, 1998
Homer gets in trouble with the IRS for his taxes and has to get proof that Burns has money the government wants for them in return.
Episode: 9x21 | Airdate: Apr 19, 1998
Lisa becomes the anchor for a kids news show when Krusty's producers try to spice up his program. Bart takes over the show when he is made co-anchor of the program.
Episode: 9x22 | Airdate: Apr 26, 1998
Homer becomes head of the Springfield Sanitation department and makes outrageous promises that he can't keep. Homer also disrupts a U2 concert.
Episode: 9x23 | Airdate: May 3, 1998
Homer gets in shape (no, really!) and climbs a mountain to promote the alleged health-food product that helped him achieve success.
Episode: 9x24 | Airdate: May 10, 1998
Lisa tricks Homer into giving her permission to take the bus downtown alone---then she gets lost. Blackboard; 'I am not the new Dali Lama'.
Episode: 9x25 | Airdate: May 17, 1998
Homer and Marge try to find ways to spice up their love life by experimenting with risky locals. Blackboard: 'I was not the inspiration for "Kramer"'.