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Season 8 - Episode Guide

Episodes

A Mother's Payne

Episode: 8x01 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2011

A Mother's Payne

Ella's mother comes to visit. Meanwhile, Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

Up from the Ashes

Episode: 8x02 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2011

Up from the Ashes

Calvin and Miranda salvage what they can from the remains of their burned condo, move in with C.J. and Janine, and gear up for a legal battle with Tracie over Calvin Jr.

The Payne Gang

Episode: 8x03 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2011

The Payne Gang

Deshawn joins a gang. Ella and Floyd do everything they can to stop him. Calvin gets on C.J.'s nerves after he and Miranda move in with C.J. and Janine.

The Gifted and the Grout

Episode: 8x04 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2011

The Gifted and the Grout

One of Deshawn's teachers has a radical idea about helping Deshawn at school: The gifted program. Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to start the renovations of their condo.

Do the Fight Thing

Episode: 8x05 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2011

Do the Fight Thing

Deshawn gets in trouble for bullying a kid at school. Miranda and Janine begin fighting over petty things.

1096

Episode: 8x06 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2011

1096

C.J. forgets Janine's three year sober anniversary. Ella gets Deshawn an ugly outfit for school picture day.

Number Five's Fight

Episode: 8x07 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2011

Number Five's Fight

After C.J. has to lay off firefighters due to budget cuts, Roland has to use his PR skills to avoid altercation.

The Best Surprise

Episode: 8x08 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2011

The Best Surprise

Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party. Curtis and Ella have trouble with the HOA.

Working Paynes

Episode: 8x09 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2011

Working Paynes

CJ hires Calvin, but Calvin's job performance fails to impress. Meanwhile, a bored Curtis brushes off retirement by taking up painting.

Curtis Jefferson

Episode: 8x10 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2011

Curtis Jefferson

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

Dead Wrong

Episode: 8x11 | Airdate: Nov 25, 2011

Dead Wrong

Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

The Rich and Payneless

Episode: 8x12 | Airdate: Nov 25, 2011

The Rich and Payneless

Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.

Mentoring Paynes

Episode: 8x13 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2011

Mentoring Paynes

Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.

Roommate Paynes

Episode: 8x14 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2011

Roommate Paynes

C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments.

Help Me, Ella

Episode: 8x16 | Airdate: Dec 30, 2011

Help Me, Ella

Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.

Paynefully Fit

Episode: 8x17 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2012

Paynefully Fit

Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls

Do the Hustle

Episode: 8x18 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2012

Do the Hustle

Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

No More Payne

Episode: 8x19 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2012

No More Payne

Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

God Bless the Paynes

Episode: 8x20 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2012

God Bless the Paynes

The Payne's say goodbye while praising God in church.

Do or Die

Episode: 8x21 | Airdate: Jan 20, 2012

Do or Die

Unaware that Calvin has been shot, Miranda takes out her fury on Curtis and Ella for Calvin missing Christian's christening and being unreachable.

R.I.P. - Rest in Payne

Episode: 8x22 | Airdate: Jan 20, 2012

R.I.P. - Rest in Payne

As Calvin fights for his life in the hospital, Ella has had enough of Miranda's behavior, and Curtis and C.J. meet with the police to begin searching for the perpetrator.

Payne-ful Survival

Episode: 8x23 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2012

Payne-ful Survival

Calvin is still unconscious from being shot, but his gap in health insurance places the family in a financial dilemma, while a detective begins investigating Travis Harris.

Payneful Recovery

Episode: 8x24 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2012

Payneful Recovery

Calvin regains consciousness and begins his slow recovery, as Curtis and Ella's coverage of his astronomical medical bills forces them to give up moving into their new house.

House of Nightmares

Episode: 8x25 | Airdate: Feb 3, 2012

House of Nightmares

With Calvin in pain, unable to remember his assailant and having nightmares about being shot, Curtis and Ella believe they are better equipped than Miranda to care for him.

In Payne

Episode: 8x26 | Airdate: Feb 3, 2012

In Payne

Curtis and Ella are deeply concerned when despondent Calvin states he would have been better off dying, while DeShawn makes the decision to live with his mother again.

Payback

Episode: 8x27 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2012

Payback

Now remembering who shot him, Calvin plans to take the law into his own hands, as Curtis fakes illness to attend a baseball game instead of going to a brunch with Ella.

Daddy Day Scare

Episode: 8x28 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2012

Daddy Day Scare

Back in the condo with Miranda, Calvin doesn't have the heart to tell Ella she's no longer needed, while Curtis, C.J. and Floyd watch the twins during a big game.

Pills and Thrills

Episode: 8x29 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2012

Pills and Thrills

Lethargic and unmotivated, Calvin gives in to Miranda and C.J.'s demands to return to work, and Curtis is convinced Floyd's new girlfriend is a former male firefighter.

Scars of Payne

Episode: 8x30 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2012

Scars of Payne

During a gun buyback program at the Help Center, Ella diffuses a potentially fatal situation, and Calvin works up the courage to speak about his recent experience being shot.

Payne vs. Payne

Episode: 8x31 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2012

Payne vs. Payne

When Curtis runs for president of the neighborhood watch, he's challenged by C.J., while Malik uses his emergency credit card irresponsibly to buy gifts for his girlfriend

Guess Who Came to Breakfast

Episode: 8x32 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2012

Guess Who Came to Breakfast

When Malik brings his college girlfriend Summer home, the family has difficulty accepting her New Age energy-reading ways and Malik's plan to travel with her to Africa.

House of Force Closure

Episode: 8x33 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2012

House of Force Closure

As Calvin and Miranda are evicted from their condo due to bank foreclosure, Floyd sells Curtis on a home security system, concealing the fact that it's not legitimate.

If It Ain't Broke

Episode: 8x34 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2012

If It Ain't Broke

The opening of Ella's shelter for battered women is threatened when C.J. finds multiple fire code violations, while Curtis has Calvin at his beck and call for denting his car.

Neighborhood Crisis

Episode: 8x35 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2012

Neighborhood Crisis

Curtis hopes to be honored by the mayor for his neighborhood patrolling prowess, as Malik works his school's crisis hotline and fields a call from a suicidal student.

Down for the Count

Episode: 8x36 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2012

Down for the Count

While Curtis bonds with Miranda over man-centric activities, C.J.'s college buddy gives him a sports car and event tickets, expecting a significant favor in return.

Stop, Drop, and Roll

Episode: 8x37 | Airdate: May 11, 2012

Stop, Drop, and Roll

Believing Janine's PR event idea doesn't have merit, C.J. overrides it with his own plan, and Ella is offended when Malik thinks critically about creationism and faith in God.

No Pass, No Play

Episode: 8x38 | Airdate: May 11, 2012

No Pass, No Play

A television reporter twists Curtis's on-camera statement about C.J.'s job performance, while Malik tutors an illiterate football player and is asked to take a test for him.

Payneful Injection

Episode: 8x39 | Airdate: May 18, 2012

Payneful Injection

Malik is arrested while leading a student demonstration to prevent the execution of an arsonist, whom C.J. helped convict 12 years earlier.

Batter Up

Episode: 8x40 | Airdate: May 18, 2012

Batter Up

Unathletic Janine is thrilled to play on C.J. and Curtis's softball team, as Miranda fundamentally disagrees with Ella's philosophy of physically disciplining children.

Payneful Matrimony

Episode: 8x41 | Airdate: May 25, 2012

Payneful Matrimony

Curtis and Ella grow tired of Calvin and Miranda taking advantage of them, while C.J.'s advisement to Malik and Summer not to have premarital sex has an unexpected result.

What You Know About Me

Episode: 8x42 | Airdate: May 25, 2012

What You Know About Me

As C.J., Janine and Miranda throw a house party and agree to exclude Curtis and Ella, college newlyweds Malik and Miranda realize they don't know each other well.

Right Turn

Episode: 8x43 | Airdate: Jun 1, 2012

Right Turn

Curtis's lackluster community service work at the Help Center aggravates Ella, while Janine is disappointed when Miranda chooses Calvin to go to a concert.

The Loan Ranger

Episode: 8x44 | Airdate: Jun 1, 2012

The Loan Ranger

When Ella borrows $200 from Curtis, he makes the dubious claim to C.J. and Calvin that she'll pay it back, and Malik is shocked to find out his longtime friend Rashard is gay.

Payneful Divorce

Episode: 8x45 | Airdate: Jun 8, 2012

Payneful Divorce

Malik is devastated when Summer acts evasive and insists they end their marriage, while Miranda makes Janine jealous with her overachieving temp skills in the PR office.

Up to the Challenge

Episode: 8x46 | Airdate: Jun 8, 2012

Up to the Challenge

Curtis gets a new appreciation for Ella's management of the Help Center when he covers for her, as Malik gets hopped-up on caffeine pills to manage work and studying.

House of Sabotage

Episode: 8x47 | Airdate: Jun 15, 2012

House of Sabotage

Janine and Miranda's clash of egos puts an important church sponsorship presentation in jeopardy, while Malik has trouble moving past his failed marriage to Summer.

Payneful Pop In

Episode: 8x48 | Airdate: Jun 15, 2012

Payneful Pop In

C.J. and Janine are fed up with Curtis and Ella's unannounced visits, and Jazmine is caught with a cheat sheet at school.

House of OMG

Episode: 8x49 | Airdate: Jun 22, 2012

House of OMG

Mobile technology overtakes the family, when Jazmine communicates only in text speak, Curtis discovers the functionality of his tablet, and Ella becomes glued to her laptop.

Keep It Moving

Episode: 8x50 | Airdate: Jun 22, 2012

Keep It Moving

Curtis replaces C.J. as coach of Jazmine's winless soccer team, guides them to defeating the toughest team in the league and sets his sights on the state championship.

Bake, Rattle and Roll

Episode: 8x51 | Airdate: Jun 29, 2012

Bake, Rattle and Roll

As Ella works with Jazmine to improve her baking skills, the family stages an intervention when Calvin's addiction to painkillers comes to light.

Dodging Bullies

Episode: 8x52 | Airdate: Jun 29, 2012

Dodging Bullies

Jazmine's friend sends out email blasts with hurtful jokes about their classmate, while a pregnancy scare causes Miranda and Calvin's anger towards each other to surface.

Payneful Distance

Episode: 8x53 | Airdate: Jul 6, 2012

Payneful Distance

Janine is in disbelief when C.J. gives her below-average scores on her annual performance evaluation, as Miranda worries that Calvin is no longer the man she married.

Not in the Cards

Episode: 8x54 | Airdate: Jul 6, 2012

Not in the Cards

Hired by Ella to buff the floors of the Help Center, Floyd uses it as an opportunity to host a casino night, as C.J. and Janine teach Jazmine a lesson about talking in class.

All Work and No Play

Episode: 8x55 | Airdate: Jul 20, 2012

All Work and No Play

Spending a day in C.J. and Janine's office, Jazmine is bored until she watches them handle a crisis, while Calvin and Miranda struggle to find a new place.

Amazing Matriarchs

Episode: 8x56 | Airdate: Jul 20, 2012

Amazing Matriarchs

Ella shows great composure when her mother Eunice passes away, but she is stunned when Evie discloses a long-held family secret that affects their inheritance.

The First Dance

Episode: 8x57 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2012

The First Dance

While Janine is away, Jazmine is asked by a boy to the school dance, and it's up to protective C.J. and Curtis to put him through an interrogation to earn their approval.

The Invention of Trust

Episode: 8x58 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2012

The Invention of Trust

Floyd lists himself as the sole inventor of a product that Curtis helped him with, and Calvin discovers that Miranda has funds she intentionally hid from him.

Payneful Realization

Episode: 8x59 | Airdate: Aug 3, 2012

Payneful Realization

With Calvin and Miranda constantly arguing, Calvin plans a special night to reconnect with her, however their marriage may be past the point of saving.

Trial and Tribulation

Episode: 8x60 | Airdate: Aug 3, 2012

Trial and Tribulation

After Travis Harris's trial for the attempted murder of Calvin, the Paynes anxiously await the verdict and worry about the content of Calvin's victim impact statement.

The Call Back

Episode: 8x61 | Airdate: Aug 10, 2012

The Call Back

Harboring resentment since his forced retirement, Curtis balks at C.J.'s request for him to return to the fire department, while Floyd finds out he has royal lineage.

All's Well

Episode: 8x62 | Airdate: Aug 10, 2012

All's Well

Before a fancy anniversary dinner, Miranda confesses to Janine that she doesn't see any reason to celebrate her marriage to Calvin, and she later walks out on him.

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