Rita Rocks - Episode Guide

An overworked wife and mother suffers from an identity crisis.

Rita misses a big moment at Shannon's karate ceremony because of band practice and then lies about it.

Rita tries to play matchmaker with Patty and the UPS guy; Kip and Hallie's plan to get tattoos doesn't go over well with Rita and Jay.

Patty and Rita meet two young musicians and agree to watch their band play.

Rita allows Hallie to be in charge when she and Jay go away for the weekend.

After a long day at work, Rita is bombarded with requests from her two daughters; Rita feels unappreciated for all her work around the house.

Rita and Jay's plan to teach Hallie the value of money backfires; Hallie learns a valuable lesson about college.

Rita reveals to Jay's poker buddies that he cried at the end of "Charlotte's Web."

Rita learns that Hallie is being pressured by her friends to have sex; Shannon asks Jay to participate in her school's Career Day.

Jay and Rita enjoy a little free time without the other knowing about it; Hallie and Kip learn that becoming a vegetarian isn't so easy.

Owen's wife kicks him out of the house for playing in the band and not job hunting.

Kip is caught playing drums for a younger band; Rita tries to write her own music.

Patty comes to the rescue when Rita has a bad cold and can barely get out of bed.

Rita is reunited with an old friend, whom she holds a grudge against, through Facebook.

Jay and Rita ground Hallie for going to a college party; Shannon guilts Rita and Jay into throwing a birthday party for the dog; Patty wants Rita's hunky personal trainer to have some part in the band.

Rita learns that Jay's aunt Mavis doesn't like her so she tries to win her over.

Jay's new client Sam "The Storage King" Bowman invites Rita's band to play at his company's annual party; Shannon convinces Hallie to do household chores.

Rita goes head-to-head with another mother at Shannon's school during a fundraising event; Hallie buys a car that is the same as Jay's first car.

Rita questions whether her marriage has lost some of its romance with Valentine's Day approaching.

Rita gets a promotion at work but must give up the band when she becomes too overwhelmed with all her duties.

Hallie confesses to Rita that she and Kip are thinking about having sex; Rita becomes nostalgic about her daughters growing up, then she gets unexpected news.

Rita accidentally reveals to Kip that Hallie has plans to go to a concert with her new co-worker; Patty becomes a constant fixture at the Clemens' house after her son leaves for college.

Rita fears her boss's reaction to the news of her pregnancy. Those fears are heightened when they give her a promotion before she can tell them the news. Meanwhile, Shannon applies for a scholarship for a space camp.

Rita and Patty give Owen a makeover in order to boost his confidence for an upcoming job interview. Meanwhile, Hallie asks Rita to kick Kip out of her band.

Patty says that Rita's wedding is boring. In order to show her that all marriages aren't simply routine, Rita goes clubbing with Jay and makes sure that Patty is a witness to their married night out.

To avoid sharing a room due to the pending arrival of the new baby, Hallie decides to move into the attic. In order to clear out all of the junk, the family holds a garage sale. Meanwhile, Jay accidentally learns the baby's gender.

Rita argues with the new neighbour Chuck because he plays loud music at all hours of the night. When Patty learns that Chuck is a bass player, she invites him to join the band, but to an unsatisfactory result.

Shannon's teacher tells Rita and Jay that their daughter should be in a school for gifted children; Rita encourages Hallie to volunteer somewhere to take her mind off not having a boyfriend.

Rita is inspired by budding-designer Hallie to plan a fashion-show fundraiser, but gets discouraged when she sees the dress Hallie has made for her. Meanwhile, Shannon asks Jay for help with learning how to stack cups.

Rita and Patty get into a fight after an audition goes sour. Meanwhile Hallie goes to a college party without Rita's permission.

Rita and Jay become friends with the parents of Shannon's classmate Brianna, but they are caught in an awkward situation when Shannon decides to end her friendship with her.

When Rita's judgmental mother announces that she is coming for a visit, she begins doing excessive house-cleaning and hiding of junk food. But when she arrives with a much more relaxed attitude, Rita assumes that something is up.

When Rita goes out of town on business she leaves Marilyn and Jay in charge, but she wishes she hadn't when Jay and Marilyn's fighting leads to Rita's guitar being stolen.

Marilyn wants to help Patty in planning Rita's baby shower; however, the two cannot agree on anything. Hallie is jealous of Kip dating someone else.

Marilyn kindly offers to look after the girls so Rita and Jay can have a relaxing weekend. But while he is out shopping for things for the trip, Jay sees Marilyn flirting with a man that isn't her husband. Kip teaches Jasper how to play drums.

When Rita's PTA nemesis, Jennifer, shows up at Bed and Bath, Rita helps her get a job at the store. Jay hires Kip to help with some work around the house.

Rita and Patty enter a jingle contest for Glickman Family Chickens. Patty begrudgingly lets Chuck escort her to her high school reunion.

Rita becomes jealous of Jay's gorgeous new co-worker, Stephanie; Sparks fly between Hallie and Kip when they go on a double date with Mitchell and Allison.

Rita and Patty secretly fill out an application for Kip to attend a performing arts high school. Meanwhile, Hallie gets back together with Kip.

Rita is ready to rock when the band finally lands their first regular paying gig, but the baby has other ideas.