My Big Redneck Vacation - Episode Guide

Meet the Clampets! From the moment this All-American, countrified family rolls into the Hamptons in New York from Shreveport, La., they make their presence known immediately. It's the ultimate culture collision as the yokels mix it up with the locals. Even shopping for food is like an expedition in a foreign land. This rowdy bunch is going to show the international jet set vacation destination of the world a good ol' time full of laughs, zany antics and plenty of heart as the North and South become neighbors and really get to know each other.

After a "casual" meal in the Hamptons, the family realizes they aren't in Louisiana anymore. They decide to go all out and book a limo to take them to a winery for some wine tasting and a five-star dinner. But first the girls think it's a good idea for some etiquette classes. The guys, who are an etiquette nightmare, are less than thrilled when they return from golfing (Clampet style) to see the ladies have prepared a dinner to put them to the test. The ladies also force their men to go shopping for appropriate fine dining clothes. The big night turns into a wild five-star debacle.

The family decides they want to throw a party to meet their neighbors and show the locals a little Southern hospitality. The guys go on a rocky fishing adventure to catch food for the party but run out of gas as Tommy gets seasick. Meanwhile the girls deliver invitations to the neighborhood and shop for "Hamptons" food. The Clampet clan shows the 'hood how they get'er done when it comes to cookin' coon, shooting bows and arrows and riding four wheelers. The Hamptons will never be the same again.

The family's dream vacation is interrupted when Hurricane Irene blows through the Hamptons. Faced with a big decision, the family remembers the seriousness of Katrina and reckons they can ride out Irene. Boarding up the house, stocking up on beer ... er ... hurricane supplies ... and hunkering down has never been so much fun. And, in the aftermath of what was described as a "historic hurricane," the family turns their lush backyard into their very own mud hole. When the neighbors arrive, it's only a matter of mud before these Northern neighbors are converted to the Clampets' Southern ways.

Jared and Doug go on a beer run but stumble upon local polo pros practicing the Hamptons' favorite sporting past time -- aka polo -- and decide it's time for the family to mount up for some lessons. They get their game faces on to demolish anyone who stands in the way of their Southern competitiveness. It's North verus South in a sport of kings grudge match.

Jared and Michelle must take a little road trip to meet wedding cake maker to the stars Sylvia Weinstock in New York City. The family decides to join them and loads up the RV for a trip to the Big Apple. They take in the sights, and their eyes are opened to a whole new world of busy streets and bright lights. The family takes a double-decker bus through the city, makes a visit to Lady Liberty and Times Square, a romantic boat ride for Tommy and Tammy, and even an off, off, off Broadway burlesque show. This episode is loaded with loud, quirky fun as the Clampets take Manhattan.

Tom Arnold takes viewers on a look back through their favorite episodes where hilarious never before seen footage will be revealed. Bloopers, fun facts, deleted and extended scenes are sure to bring in the laughs as we pull back the curtain on everyone's favorite redneck family. Viewers will also be given a sneak peek at the remaining episodes to tease the rest of the season.

The girls get motivated to adopt the Hamptons healthy living lifestyle in an effort to shape up for the up-coming wedding. They seem to lose their minds as they attempt to drag their men to yoga, tennis, and tea parties. But when a guru stops by, the guys decide to take matters into their own hands to win their women folk back with a redneck baptism.

Visiting family members from Louisiana arrive for Jared and Michelle's upcoming wedding, which is only days away. But these visitors are in for a surprise when they see how much their kin have changed as they're introduced to some of the finer things the family experienced during their summer vacation in the Hamptons. In true Clampet fashion, everyone knows how to get wild when the guys' bachelor party starts with a shark dive while the girls' bachelorette party takes to the bay in their own redneck booze cruise. It's time to get loud and make some trouble!

It's the big day we've all been waiting for -- Michelle and Jared's wedding. Everyone's here, from family visiting from back home, to just about everyone we've met throughout the summer. Anticipation builds, tears are shed and mud will be worn by all, as Jared and Michelle tie the knot in a country-themed Hamptons wedding. That's only half the fun. The post-wedding reception is a genuine redneck party in the luxurious but conservative Hamptons.

It's been an amazing summer full of fun and great memories, but now it's time to pack up the RV and head back to Louisiana. But first the family must get to fixin' the damages they've done during their stay to avoid having to pay a hefty damage fee. While the guys have to repair the mud pit they made in the backyard, the neighbors have planned a surprise going away party. It's a tearful goodbye from the Hamptons and a heartfelt welcome back to Louisiana for the Clampets.

While packing up their prized possessions for their 10-week vacation in Europe, we find out valuable nuggets of info since we last saw the Clampets: Michelle is pregnant and Tommy & Tammy are engaged. The Clampets take their first flight to their new vacation destination: a castle in England. Upon their arrival, the Clampets meet the castle staff, check out their rooms, and meet Roger Tempest, the aristocrat owner. But after dealing with an introduction to bad British food, an abundance of language barriers, and most horrifying, no bud light ... our family realizes they're not in Shreveport anymore.

As the family settles in, they find that living overseas is much tougher than they ever anticipated: between having major issues with the British food, awkward interactions with the butler and missing all the comforts of home -- TVs, ATVs, grills, etc. The family talks with Heath, the butler, who sets up some fun accommodations and excursions for them to try out, starting with a fly-fishing and falconry expedition. The butler also comes through with some deer heads, TVs, ATVs, electric scooters, fire pit, and grill for the gang. Now they'll finally be able to get a little more comfortable.

With everyone in England fired up about hosting the 2012 Olympics, the family decides to get in the Summer Games spirit. They decide to host some summer games of their own ... Redneck style. It's the perfect backdrop for their first party, so they invite all the neighbors, acquaintances, and strangers that they can find. The family brings it big with "redneck-ized" events like keg rolling, redneck rafting (canoeing down a homemade slip and slide), and a sheep patty shot put. Complete with a show-stopping opening ceremony, starring a torch-carrying Tommy in a Union jack / American flag unitard ... England may not be ready for this!

When the guys happen upon Richard the gardener, they learn about Roger Tempest's other castle, Aldourie Castle in Scotland. It also happens to be on the lake where the Loch Ness Monster supposedly resides. After Richard shares with them his own personal account of his "Nessie" sighting, the guys decide to make this a "guys only" weekend to go hunt down the elusive creature. The girls, meanwhile, are freaked out by noises they hear in the castle and decide to bring in a professional ghost hunter -- although they may not be ready to find out the truth.

A long-standing village tradition takes place right in front of the castle every year -- an event known to the locals as "Bird Man." Local villagers have to come up with new and creative ways to cross the nearly 25-foot wide river without swimming. Whether it's flying jetpacks, human slingshots or wooden catapults using centrifugal force, this event is perfect for the family to use a little redneck ingenuity. With Birdman legend David Ainsworth being the one to beat this year, it's all hands on deck as the family builds their birdman contraption and nominates "Wonder Wendy" to fly across the river. But the guys get a little sidetracked when they end up participating in the Gallon Challenge -- an 8-pint, no bathroom breaks, no barfing drinking contest at a local pub. Jared (who has promised Michelle he would try to be sober with her throughout the rest of her pregnancy) catches some heat from Michelle when he returns home drunk and rides the birdman contraption straight into a bush. The locals all participate in the Birdman Challenge, but the real show-stopper is Wonder Wendy when she takes on David Ainsworth to show the Brits how it's done.

When the family takes a trip to Camelot, the theme park (which they think is the real Camelot), they enjoy a day of medieval merriment and get inspired to sign up for knight school. With Heath's assistance, the family partakes in knight training at the castle, complete with jousting and sword fighting lessons. They make their own medieval weapons, don the medieval gear and head to Ripley Castle for the grand gauntlet challenge. When "princess Wendy" is held captive, Doug fights for her freedom in a sword fight against the Dark Knight and wins. The whole family celebrates when Doug is knighted as "Sir Cheeto."

Christian is bummed out she's missing her prom back in the states. So Aimee and Chris do what any good parents would do -- host their own prom at the castle. The ladies find that recruiting high schoolers is a little trickier than originally anticipated, and Chris' "uncool" ideas for the prom don't faze Christian as she's met a British boy. Chris decides if this little Harry Potter look-alike is going to be good enough to date his daughter, he's going to have to toughen him up first. The young lad barely makes it through the redneck boot camp, but he passes and escorts Christian to her prom, which has been rednecked out, courtesy of the Clampet prom decorating committee.

With Chris and Aimee's anniversary quickly approaching, Chef Dennis suggests they go to the "City of Love" to celebrate. All the adults decide to tag along but not before they bring in a French tutor for some basic lessons (like learning how to say "I want beer!") and buy some berets to "fit in." The gang hits the town and visits the Eiffel Tower, clashes with rude locals and takes in the Parisian scenery during a boat ride along the Seine. The pressure is on Chris to show Aimee his romantic side. We'll see if his efforts win her over when he takes her to an all American restaurant for their anniversary.

With Doug and Wendy's birthdays coming up, the family knows just what to get this bickering couple -- fencing lessons. Meanwhile, Doug has the perfect gift idea up his sleeve for Wendy -- a murder mystery party. But in order to pull it off, he has to keep it a secret from the rest of the family. While the family is out on a canal boat excursion, Doug plays sick so he can stay behind and set up his surprise gift. With the guise of being some of Roger's "aristocratic friends" in town for a visit, the murder mystery cast joins the family for dinner. It's a night of "whodunit" as the family is questioned for the murder of maid Wendy. Hilarity ensues when the family finally figures out that this is all fun and games and puts the house on lockdown until the murderer is found. In the end, everyone gets a good laugh.

For weeks, the staff has started to crack and seemingly enjoy their redneck houseguests, but after watching the family having fun playing in the mud doing some mudball fighting and redneck skiing, Wendy and Chef Dennis are disappointed when Heath forbids them to go outside and join in the fun. The Clampets decide they should do something nice for the staff, so they plan a staff appreciation week. They insist on doting on their staff for a change. Heath is resistant, but the family won't be denied. Wendy, Chef Dennis and the nanny are touched by the family's efforts and have a blast with the role reversal. From Brody (dressed in proper butler attire) helping make the beds, to the family treating the staff to a full-fledged Southern cookout, Wendy and Chef Dennis embrace the redneck lifestyle change. The family tries to get to know the staff on a personal level, and upon asking Heath what he likes to do, they find out he's into croquet. They appease Heath by playing a game of croquet with him -- only they make him loosen up and change the rules -- shot-gunning a beer for every point and getting him "shit-faced" in the process.

Tommy and Tammy's local wedding planners have failed miserably at grasping the concept of fusing country into this royal wedding, so the dynamic duo decides enough is enough. They fire the wedding planners with only two weeks before the wedding. Seeing the predicament her friend is in, Michelle puts in a call to Michael Russo, and to the shock of the rest of the family, Michael and Joey show up to save the day. They have a lot to do to fuse Shreveport country with the royal British style they've come to love.

Tommy and Tammy get married at the castle with guests from home. Thanks to Michael Russo, the wedding will be a perfect fusion of England and Shreveport -- with reception games like four-wheeler jousting and drunk cricket.

With the Queen's Diamond Jubilee happening right in Skipton, the family gets in on all of the fun for one last hurrah before they have to pack up their things and say goodbye to their life in the English countryside. There are heartfelt goodbyes with the friends they have made along the way, especially the staff, who our family has really left a lasting impression on. The family leaves the castle and heads back to their lives in Louisiana.

The Clampets think they're in a foreign country when they stop at a South Beach gas station where no English is spoken. After being awestruck at their beach front mansion, the family hits the beach, but it's unlike any beach they've ever seen before. The Clampets stick out like a sore thumb amongst the oiled-up, muscular bodies and a gaggle of hot, topless, exotic women.

After passing over the Skyway Bridge in St. Petersburg, Fla., the bus pulls in front of an obscure gate that reads "The Blueberry Patch loves you." Upon entering the "eclectic" yard decorated by garbage that gas been turned to "art," the family looks around and sees everything happening from yoga to hula hooping. It doesn't take to long for the family to realize they've landed in a hippie commune.

The Clampets are dropped off in Washington, D.C., our nation's capital. After taking in all the sites and having some hysterical interactions with locals and officials, they decide to exercise their redneck constitutional rights. When they try to get in to the White House to speak to their least favorite president, they are turned away. They are told they might have more luck tracking down their local congressman than the president of the United States. Aimee leads the charge as the family storms D.C. in search of one of their Louisiana congressmen. Along the way, Doug gets excited over a quick Internet search when he finds a cardboard regatta, a competition where teams race elaborate, homemade boats made out of cardboard. After part of the family competes in a nine-pound burger challenge while the other half tries a beer drinking competition, they get together to meet their congressman, John Fleming. They take to the podium to get to the bottom of a very serious issue -- the potholes on Route 5 in Shreveport. With their political prowess behind them, Doug gets the family to switch gears and use their redneck ingenuity to try and take the top prize at the cardboard regatta. They deck the boat up in tons of Fleming swag in support of their new buddy.

The Clampets stop at a pharmacy to get Pressley some drugs, but Wendy is denied entrance for wearing revealing clothing. They find out they're in Dearborn, Mich., the location of the largest U.S. Muslim population. The family is dropped off at a lumberjack camp where they have to learn to become lumberjacks in time for an amateur open competition. While the guys are training, Aimee and Michelle run into a Muslim girl in the store, who befriends the girls and invites them over for dinner. The Clampets are very wary at first, but eventually they learn these folks are every bit as American as they are. Their new friends join them for the amateur lumberjack competition as the Clampets try to flex their muscle and take the top prize.

The family stops off at the world's largest rocking chair and a drive-through zoo and then is dropped off at Mount Rushmore. After taking some fun pictures and talking to the locals, they're directed to the town of Deadwood. The adults enter a bar and are shocked when a man playing poker is murdered -- only to find out it's the Wild Bill shooting re-enactment that happens every day at 3. After mingling with some locals in the bar, the Clampets meet some folks who want to show them the real South Dakota. From six-shooter competitions in western garb, to gold mining and going to a gravitational anomaly known as Cosmos -- where the family can literally stand on the walls -- one thing is for sure. South Dakota is full of lots of weird places and wild characters.

The family takes a brief pit stop at the corn field to try some corn target practice. Michelle can't even get out of the bus. She's in pain and talks to Jared about cutting their trip short and heading back to Shreveport. Jared understands, and he and Michelle make the sobering announcement to the family. At their next stop, they will head back home. A somber Clampet clan rolls into their next location. The mood quickly changes as the family flips out when they realize they're at the Great Rivers brewing factory. A very conflicted Jared has a change of heart and begs Michelle to let him stay just a little bit longer, and she agrees to let him stay 24 hours. The gang goes through the beer factory tour and a special beer tasting course, which our rednecks ace. While on the tour, Chris asks one of the guides about the likelihood of being down where the beer is canned and be able to "work the line" for a day. They're granted permission, much to the delight of the guys, and the heartbreak of Jared, who'll be leaving the following morning. The family is amazed when they realize they are staying on a house boat on the Mississippi River. It's like a dream come true to be able to fish right from where they sleep. The next day, Jared buys roses for Michelle and convinces her to stay for another day. The Clampets go to work. There's plenty of beer shenanigans and some serious on-the-job drinking. Jared takes the lead as this is his last day on the road trip, and the beer shenanigans quickly ensue.

When the family is dropped off at a Colorado dude ranch and see some real manly cowboys and a hot cowgirl, they know they're in store for something cool. However, they don't anticipate having to assist a 30-mile cattle drive. The first day on the ranch is spent training for the big cattle drive. From lasso lessons to checking pregnancy of cows, the Clampets have their hands full. The girls want to vomit when they have to help castrate a cow. The gang rests up for their long trek in the morning. After leaving the nanny and kids at base camp, the family ventures out for a brutal journey into the wild. With a deadline to get the cattle moved, the pressure is on. The family must camp out the cowboy way -- under the stars, taking turns guarding the cattle and tending to the fire. When the temperature drops below freezing, will it be too cold for our rednecks?

After making a brief stop to race dune buggies, the family checks into a massive Las Vegas suite overlooking the strip, then heads out to do some gambling and press their luck at the tables. Doug devises a plan to get a bachelor party in Vegas out of the trip. At a room service dinner in their suite, he proposes a vow renewal ceremony. Wendy is excited by the sudden romantic overtures by her husband although she's not too happy when the guys break off for a bachelor party. So she makes a deal. He can have a bachelor party if the guys agree to train for a male dancer review. The bachelor party gets botched with a bad strip club, an intercepted phone call by Wendy and a midget stripper showing up at Doug's room. The next day, for Wendy's half of the bachelorette party, she makes the guys join them for an American Thunder boot camp. After all the shenanigans are over, Wendy and Doug say "I Do" in full Elvis gear. Since the first five years were so rocky, they decide to jump into the next five years in style by going indoor skydiving.

Behind the Bus is an insider's guide to the Clampets' road trip across America featuring never before seen footage, bloopers, fun facts, and viewer mail answered by host Tom Arnold.

The Clampets take in the sights of the Hoover Dam by going on a helicopter tour. Then the family is dropped off in Rachel, Nevada, just before Alien Palooza 2012 is about to begin, headlined by Riley Martin of the Howard Stern show. The family learns about different aliens and find out who really killed the dinosaurs. Wilber Allen, an alien expert, invites the family to dinner at his house along with a man who can channel aliens. After dinner, they head back to area 51 with Riley and Wilber at dusk. That's when he's likely to make contact with the mother ship. Will the family make contact with aliens, or will the feds break up the party?

The Clampets step off the bus in Monument Valley, Utah, and are given a map to their destination. After a long journey down a dirt road, they discover a full powwow taking place. It doesn't take long to realize they've landed on a Native American reservation. The Navajo tribe has a feast set up, but first they must witness the killing of a sheep for their meal. At the meal they are broken the news the reservation is dry. The Navajo invite them to sleep in their traditional hogans and teach them their way of life -- from visiting a sweat lodge to seeing a medicine man. This will be an experience like no others in the heart of Monument Valley, Utah.

The Clampets get an amazing scenic look at the Giant Redwoods before crossing the Golden Gate Bridge to the "unofficial" gay capital of the world - San Francisco! Eager to see city, the family hits a bar.which happens to be a gay bar. But after some initial awkwardness, they're ecstatic to line up a deep-sea fishing excursion and a racecar driving experience. On the fishing trip, and despite Tommy losing his lunch overboard, the family enjoys the company of two gay couples. And they're surprised to find out that their driving instructor is gay as well. The trip ends with an epic mud-wrestling event at a lesbian bar that Wendy is 100% ready to get down and dirty for...and the family couldn't be more excited! In Shreveport, Jared is all set for deer hunting but Michelle wants him to go to their baby shower even if he'll be the only guy there.

Doug, as always, finds a "world's largest." This time it's the world's largest doughnut at a local doughnut shop. After taking in the sights and tastes, they head to Hollywood. The family is excited to be in Hollywood and wants to see where all the stars live, so they hop on a Starline tour. After passing some palatial celebrity homes, including the Playboy mansion, the tour guide points out Tom Arnold's house, and the family tells the driver to stop the bus. The Clampets surprise Tom at his house and make themselves right at home. When the girls ask Tom if he can bring them to a celebrity party, he hesitates before offering to throw a celebrity party at his house instead. The family has the bus pick them up and take them to their entourage-style house in the hills. The next day, the girls set off to get a full makeover, from trying on $18,000 dresses to getting botox, before mingling with Hollywood's elite. Meanwhile, the guys hit Venice Beach and try their hand at surfing. The guys make it back to Tom's and their newly Hollywoodified ladies just in time for the big A-list party, but when the guests start arriving, the family doesn't recognize any of them. The family mingles with the F-listers, and the guys are elated when Tom pulls through with 40 playmates. During the party, the family gets the call that Michelle is going into labor. So they say goodbye and jump on the bus for the long ride back to see Jared and Michelle just in time for the baby -- hopefully.

Michelle's mom takes her daughter-in-labor to the hospital while Jared races his way there in hopes of making in time for the birth. Once Lily has arrived, the proud parents call the rest of the family to tell them the good news. They're on their way home to meet baby Lily but get sidetracked when to make a quick stop to check out the Grand Canyon. When they finally pull into Shreveport, the family is happily surprised to see a "Clampet Memorial Highway" sign over Highway 5.courtesy of their state's congressman. They visit Jared's new family member in the hospital and even do some tailgating in the parking lot and celebrate by shot gunning a beer with the new baby daddy. The family plans a surprise welcome home Lillian party for Jared and Michelle to introduce all of their friends as well as the friend they've met on their US road trip. Jared and Michelle return to show their little girl her new redneck nursery filled with pink camo painted walls, a deer stand crib, the diaper sling shot, etc. The following day, hippies, the mayor cowboys, Indians.a virtual melting pot of characters from all walks of live from all over the country arrive at Jared and Michelle's to offer their congratulations. And with all of these diverse characters on THEIR turf, the family want to show them how to have some redneck fun. From mattress surfing with hippies to "redneck flytrap" with a Navajo medicine man, a Mini Elvis and an Italian ladies man from South Beach.it's the wildest party ever! When the dust settles from the party, it's clear the family has made life long friends yet again as they look back at all of the great times they had on their once-in-a-lifetime journey across America.