Mickey Dunne - Episode Guide

If you're betrothed to a gin-swilling octopus there's very little room for movement. It's enough to make a man spit walnuts!

If a high-stepping pop-mad dolly thinks you're useless, it may be better to keep your mouth shut than open it in vain!

It you're taken for a ride by brigands, however fair, you must expect to get saddle sore.

If you're on the run, make sure it's in the right direction.

If a chick is only going to give the come-on to a guy who's going places - either give up or get going!

When two beautiful chicks tuck themselves into your flat it may not be just one too many!

If a bird's prepared to model for your mistaken identity don't confuse your heart with your pallet!

If a friend needs help-you help, even if it means betting against yourself—that's life.

I mean to say if she's rich and innocent and lovely-well if she's titled and innocent and lovely—well anyway if she's lovely, she must be honest-mustn' she?

When a party gets out of hand and a poker hand doesn'play true and your girl walks out, you may as well be thrown out in the street-but then where could you Invite anyone to play?

When your girlfriend wants you to pose as the fiancé of her girlfriend and another old friend wants you to bury her father and share her life and ... there's no good denying you're in dead schtook!

Trying to help an innocent doll escape the clutches of her evil family of hoods can prove to be a very dangerous occupation in which to be hoist by one's own petard.