Twits and Crits - Episode Guide

Fisticuffs, gender-bending, mutilation, love affairs, magic, hacking, and so much drinking. It's all here in the first episode of our new Funhaus D&D adventure!

In which our travelers meet a family in need, drink themselves stupid, battle a pack of wolves, and discover a strange, gruesome scene.

In which suspicions arise, balls are modified, a halfling is tossed, and far too much time is spent discussing the genitals of goblins.

In which new caverns are discovered, Dirik becomes aroused, Decker remains indifferent, and many enemies are brutally and needlessly maimed.

In which much Pakse is consumed, Shattercock disrobes, Grimo is left turgid, and Racsan reveals a shameful and potentially perilous family secret.

In which a plan is hatched, a laptop is booted, brigands are dealt with, and Grimo's balls are left hopelessly azure.

In which our group moves on, a muff is smelled, new friendships are forged, and a hobbled hero is left in the lurch.

In which a servant is conjured, forest spirits are freed, a disabled man becomes more so, and Shattercock cleans her lady business.

In which a renegotiation takes place, a skull is split, songs are sung, and Sai Te's time with our heroes comes to a merciful end.

In which the final Moondog is met, new powers are gained, Decker's mystery deepens, and a greater evil may spell doom for our brave heroes.

In which our heroes rejoin the fight, new paths are laid bare, Mirri gains some odd abilities, and Shattercock loses her top.

In which... well, in which our heroes fight a pretty damn intimidating giant red gorilla. Plus, Shattercock is still super topless.

Prepare yourselves for the most HUMERUS episode of Twits & Crits to date! ... In which our adventurers encounter undead foe and stumble upon an ancient cryptograph

In which faces are removed, confounding puzzles are solved, fantasies are explored, and, sadly, Shattercock finds cover for her bosom.

A giant, fleshy monstrosity appears.... and no, it's not Shattercock! Geez. Plus, Dirick gets in touch with his avian side.

In which our adventurers encounter the darkest magic they've ever seen, and Mr. Skittles acts like a total dick.

In which our adventurers return to the village of Jai-Yen and find themselves consumed by the holiday spirit. Decker and Racsan have a little shvitz, and Shattercock and Dirik eat some dope-ass muffins.

In which our adventurers battle an evil demon reverse Santa Claus, Myri strikes out, Grimo and Dirik team up, and Racsan finds his mojo.

In which our adventurers embark on a journey to the citadel to claim their reward, and Grimo makes a horse friend.

In which our adventurers prepare to meet their uncertain future, head on. And Chauncey takes a dump.