Bizarre ER - Episode Guide

Checking in to Bizarre ER this week is a chap who was injured by his own bicycle, a soldier who took a spill off a bouncy castle, and a man who had a run-in with a lawnmower. We also re-live the story of a bloke who was nearly killed... by a pigeon.

Featuring a man who changed the blade of his angle grinder with the motor running, and a lady harbouring a creature in her earhole. Plus the story of a man who cheated death not once, but four times.

Checking into Bizarre ER this week is a lady who has hooked a keyring through her finger, and an aspiring sailor who lost a chunk from one of her appendages. Plus, we relive the horrific car accident in which a woman was impaled on a fencepost. Narrated by Tom Davis.

Checking into Bizarre ER is a young couple whose first date ended with a rescue from the coast guard, and a DIY dad who nearly lost his foot. Plus, we relive the industrial accident that saw Matthew get squeezed through a 13cm gap.

Featuring a young lady who pays the price for a discount piercing, and an intimate shaving accident involving a blunt blade. Plus the car crash victim you would never believe survived.

An injured rope maker gets tied up in knots and a squeamish patient has a piercing that's gone wrong. Plus the man who survived a car accident but woke up convinced he was a Hollywood superstar.

On Bizarre ER this week is a man who was injured trying to help his wife give CPR to a goldfish, a groom whose injury could mean that he can't tie the knot, and the story of a kite surfer who survived falling from a great height into a brick wall. Narrated by Tom Davis.

This programme features a carpenter who nailed his hand to a plank of wood, and a woman who crushed her thumb in her boyfriend's car door. Plus the incredible story of a fisherman who was submerged in freezing water for over eight minutes and survived.

Checking into Bizarre ER this week is a man who slashed his scalp on a toilet roll holder, and a young lad who overdosed on holiday sun. Plus, we re-live the incredible near-death experience of a man who was almost decapitated by a passing coach. Narrated by Tom Davis.

Checking in on the final show is the man who fell off a ladder and landed on his dad, and the woman who couldn't walk after slipping on a crisp packet. Plus, we re-live the unbelievable story of the woman who nearly died when she was run over by her own car. Narrated by Tom Davis.