Season 1
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Oct 29, 2009
The guys go to Kevin's house during Ellie's fifth birthday to determine the draft order, and later, Andre throws a party during the draft itself, at which Pete announces he is splitting from his wife.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Nov 5, 2009
Ruxin is driven crazy by Sofia's refusal to have sex with him after the birth of their child, while Jenny is horrified to learn that her pronouncement that she is confident in her vagina has become the talk of the League's message board.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Nov 12, 2009
The guys spend Sunday afternoon at Ruxin's, hoping to watch football but being roped into an extravagant lunch made by Sofia, instead, while Ellie goes through a stage called "fun with feces."
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Nov 19, 2009
Pete takes Andre to a spa for the weekend, but Andre is disappointed when all the other guys show up, too. Meanwhile, Kevin asks Taco to dress up as Ellie's favorite toy in an attempt to scare her into not playing with it anymore.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Dec 3, 2009
Taco and Ruxin go to Chinatown to look for Three Penis Wine, while Pete and Kevin make a bet that the loser of their playoff game must strip in public, but it's Jenny who may ultimately have to pay up.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Dec 10, 2009
The Fantasy Football is nearing an end, and the league has reached The Shiva Bowl. The contest now stands between three-time champion Pete and Andre. As it turns out, Andre has a trick up his sleeve.
Season 2
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Sep 16, 2010
Season Two opens in Las Vegas, where the guys have gone to hold their fantasy league's draft.Jennywants in but league commissionerKevin, her husband, doesn't like the idea at all.Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)appears as himself.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2010
The married guys must make up to their wives for their Las Vegas adventure, so Kevin plans a "grown-up weekend" with Jenny, and Ruxin wants to give Sofia a "Terrific Lady Day." Meanwhile, Ruxin's brother-in-law, Rafi accompanies Pete and Andre to a party as their designated driver.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2010
While Andre brings in a new partner to expand his practice, Ruxin uses a sick kid to meet NFL star Josh Cribbs, and Pete deals with the complications of dating Kevin's ex-girlfriend.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2010
Jenny and the guys reconnect with their old friend Russell (Rob Huebel), Andre buys an expensive painting, and everyone tries to get Rafi out of the League.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2010
Pete spares Andre no grief after announcing plans to run a marathon. Kevin and Jenny seek balance between conflicting roles as both spouses and league adversaries. Ruxin offends a colleague, but Taco's new venture as a notary may be the solution.
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2010
Ruxin throws Sofia an anniversary party on the same day as Jenny's birthday. Meegan (Leslie Bibb) returns with a 'plus one.'
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2010
Kevin convinces everyone to come to the suburbs for Halloween. Ruxin cracks under the pressure of his matchup with Pete. Taco steals a monkey.
Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2010
Andre and Ruxin refuse to accept a tie, adding to Kevin's current frustrations as league commissioner. Pete has a connection for great Bears tickets, but the gang warns him about what he may have to provide in return. Taco discovers Western medicine.
Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2010
Andre prepares for his turn as an expert witness in Ruxin's big case but thinks Pete is trying to steal his thunder. Ruxin tries to ferret out collusion between Kevin and Jenny. Taco needs a nude portrait to impress the courtroom artist.
Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2010
It's the guys' High School Reunion - Andre is excited to show off his success; Ruxin is excited to show off his hot wife. Pete needs a name for the new Last Place Trophy and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast.
Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2010
During the last week before the playoffs, Andre's special diet makes him exceptionally emotional about his matchup. Kevin gets in a fight with fantasy football gurus John Hansen and Adam Caplan, and Ruxin begs the guys to cover for him when he lies to Sofia.
Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Dec 9, 2010
It's Christmas and more importantly it's the playoffs, so tension runs high. While Ruxin's revenge gift to Kevin goes terribly awry, Ellie suddenly acting up at school causes Jenny to worry that all this attention to fantasy football is making her a bad mom. Meanwhile Taco's eggs turn one year old.
Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Dec 9, 2010
At season's end, Jenny and Ruxin are vying for the Shiva while Andre and Taco duel it out for the Sacko. Kevin learns to read lips by watching porn. Pete buys a Crown Vic and is mistaken for a cop.
Season 3
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Oct 6, 2011
The terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy (guest star Seth Rogen) for Andre's final Sacko punishment.
Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Oct 13, 2011
Everyone is disappointed with their draft, but no one trusts each other enough to trade. Jenny goes back to work as a realtor. Ruxin tries to get Baby Geoffrey into a Jewish pre-school.
Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2011
Ruxin hires a hot Au Pair for Baby Geoffrey, and is afraid Taco will sleep with her. Andre explores on-line dating, and Kevin cheats on Jenny with ESPN's Matthew Berry.
Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Oct 27, 2011
Kevin notices he has a grey pubic hair and starts to worry he's getting old. At the same time Taco invents the pee-bib. In a bid to get Pete to stop dating the Au Pair Ruxin moves in Rafi AKA El Cunado which results in hilarious consequences and then there's the golden gate.
Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Nov 3, 2011
Jenny forgets a special anniversary with Kevin. Andre seeks line up Nirvana. Taco creates an off line social network called My Face. And the guys resurrect their old game of phone chicken and bring back Bobbum Man, much to Kevin's dismay.
Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Nov 10, 2011
Taco competes in a jingle contest for a disgusting fast food restaurant. Pete holds a grudge against a traffic cop. Jenny almost ruins Ruxin's chance to work a big case with his boss Mr. Hudabega
Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Nov 10, 2011
Kevin and Jenny search for the perfect paint color to get back their privacy, Sofia accuses Ruxin of Breast Favoritism and Pete tries to defend his High School Track record.
Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Nov 17, 2011
Thanksgiving is family time as Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father (guest star Jeff Goldblum), and Andre's sister (guest star Sarah Silverman) is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner.
Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Dec 1, 2011
The guys are psyched for a visit from Chuck, one of the League's out-of-towners, but he shows up much different than they remember. Kevin and Jenny get in over their heads with a local drug dealer. Taco goes on a radical diet.
Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Dec 8, 2011
Kevin suspects that his Krav Maga teacher might be hitting on him. Meanwhile, Ruxin joins a cult in order to gain their Fantasy Football knowledge, and Jenny entrusts Andre with a secret.
Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Dec 15, 2011
Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his line up. Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared. Ruxin runs afoul of his company's email policies, and auto-correct gets everybody in trouble.
Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Dec 22, 2011
Kevin and Jenny make a bold bet on the play-offs. Taco enlists Ruxin to get more involved with Taco Corp, and Pete has devilish plan to send Ruxin to the Sacko.
Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Dec 22, 2011
The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte and one of the guys is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving League to figure out who will run it for him.
Season 4
Episode: 4x01 | Airdate: Oct 11, 2012
The League prepares for the draft and the arrival of Kevin and Jenny's baby boy. Taco's business dealings with Jerry Jones get the guys invited to the Dallas Cowboys' Training Camp.
Episode: 4x02 | Airdate: Oct 18, 2012
Kevin and Jenny argue over whether or not their son will be circumcised and everyone takes sides - including Shiva.
Episode: 4x03 | Airdate: Oct 25, 2012
Pete has a big paintball outing planned, but the married guys have to go to a kid's birthday party. Ruxin has a run in with a white sushi chef.
Episode: 4x04 | Airdate: Nov 1, 2012
Kevin and Jenny discover Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group. Taco realizes he may actually have a girlfriend. Ruxin needs Rafi to take his son to swim class. Not a good idea.
Episode: 4x05 | Airdate: Nov 8, 2012
Kevin decides to run for judge and ends up at a charity event with Bills Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick. The guys take an intelligence test to decide who's the smartest. Andre refuses to believe he's balding.
Episode: 4x06 | Airdate: Nov 15, 2012
Andre's plan to take the guys tailgating is thwarted when their high school nemesis Frank "The Body" Gibiatti and his gang have the same idea. Taco tries to sell knockoff merchandise and has a run in with Chicago Great Jim McMahon.
Episode: 4x07 | Airdate: Nov 29, 2012
Pete fights over a pair of shoes with a man in a wheelchair. Taco teaches a dog to recognize the scent of sex. Jenny and Kevin get Ellie a piano.
Episode: 4x08 | Airdate: Dec 6, 2012
Ruxin is worried that Sofia has soured on their marriage, the guys try to shake free of an undesirable acquaintance, and Jenny uses insider information to make a dirty trade.
Episode: 4x09 | Airdate: Dec 6, 2012
Andre takes advantage of Kevin after his colonoscopy, Pete suspects his Grandpa Duke is committing adultery, and the group enlists Rafi to settle a League dispute when no one trusts Ruxin to do it.
Episode: 4x10 | Airdate: Dec 13, 2012
Kevin is blackmailed by Ellie's boyfriend, Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues, and Pete re-connects with his high school crush Gina Gibiatti.
Episode: 4x11 | Airdate: Dec 13, 2012
Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy prepare for the end of the world.
Episode: 4x12 | Airdate: Dec 20, 2012
Andre and Trixie's relationship is put to the test. Jenny and Pete make special offerings to Shiva. Rupert Ruxin has a gift for his son while Taco challenges the Mall Santa.
Episode: 4x13 | Airdate: Dec 20, 2012
Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.
Season 5
Episode: 5x01 | Airdate: Sep 4, 2013
The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.
Episode: 5x02 | Airdate: Sep 11, 2013
The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. We meet Andre's parents. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.
Episode: 5x03 | Airdate: Sep 18, 2013
Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.
Episode: 5x04 | Airdate: Sep 25, 2013
When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.
Episode: 5x05 | Airdate: Oct 2, 2013
Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.
Episode: 5x06 | Airdate: Oct 9, 2013
Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business, Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a Trade Maid.
Episode: 5x07 | Airdate: Oct 16, 2013
Andre is taking a stand up class. Jenny joins a women's investment club. Pete will play Ruxin with two open slots on his team - the ultimate act of fantasy disrespect.
Episode: 5x08 | Airdate: Oct 23, 2013
Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.
Episode: 5x09 | Airdate: Oct 30, 2013
Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.
Episode: 5x10 | Airdate: Nov 6, 2013
Taco opens a pubic barber shop, Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny, Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Ruxin.
Episode: 5x11 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2013
Ellie's basketball coach makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.
Episode: 5x12 | Airdate: Nov 20, 2013
It's the playoffs for the Shiva. Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion Baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.
Episode: 5x13 | Airdate: Nov 20, 2013
The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the #1 Plastic Surgeon in Chicago. Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca. TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.
Season 6
Episode: 6x01 | Airdate: Sep 3, 2014
Kevin struggles with being married to the Shiva champ. Andre's new found confidence is unbearable. Taco hits the links. The guys attend a funeral.
Episode: 6x02 | Airdate: Sep 10, 2014
Jay Glazer does a big favor for Andre, Kevin is diagnosed with Low T, Ruxin meddles with Baby Geoffrey's Little League team.
Episode: 6x03 | Airdate: Sep 17, 2014
Andre gets punished by the rest of the League, Jenny picks her team based on height, Ellie invites Darren Sproles to a dance, Pete needs the help of TacoCorp.
Episode: 6x04 | Airdate: Sep 24, 2014
Rafael and Randall meet in a mental institution.
Episode: 6x05 | Airdate: Oct 1, 2014
Kevin and Jenny get a hot tub, Taco shops for a new home, Pete tries to put and end to hand holding.
Episode: 6x06 | Airdate: Oct 8, 2014
Andre uses Breast Cancer Awareness Month as an excuse to wear pink. Taco starts his own Charity. Kevin has a run in with his doctor.
Episode: 6x07 | Airdate: Oct 15, 2014
Andre rescues a cat. Pete has to choose between a great prank and a great girl. Kevin plays basketball with his priest.
Episode: 6x08 | Airdate: Oct 22, 2014
Jenny's dad takes the guys camping. Andre and Russell go into business together. Pete's new team name offends Kevin who refuses to say it.
Episode: 6x09 | Airdate: Oct 29, 2014
Taco takes on the end of Daylight Savings Time. The guys try to help Lane during a difficult time. Andre and his cat M'Lady are on the rocks.
Episode: 6x10 | Airdate: Nov 5, 2014
Pete is dating a girl who has seizures during sex, Andre starts wearing glasses, Taco's frittata friend teaches Jenny to cook.
Episode: 6x11 | Airdate: Nov 12, 2014
Taco and Andre both want the guys to watch football at their new establishments. Pete tries to hide something he has in common with Andre. Ruxin is disgusted by his co-worker's hygiene habits.
Episode: 6x12 | Airdate: Nov 19, 2014
Episode: 6x13 | Airdate: Nov 19, 2014
Ted's beach house is up for grabs in the Season 6 finale.
Season 7
Episode: 7x01 | Airdate: Sep 9, 2015
Marshawn Lynch attends the Taco Corp Annual Board Meeting, Jenny is a VIP at the big Draft in Chicago, Kevin has a run in with Seahawks GM John Schneider, and Pete bumps into his ex-wife Meegan.
Episode: 7x02 | Airdate: Sep 16, 2015
Pete and Andre are not speaking to each other, everyone hates Andre's plan for a "theme" draft, everyone in the league agrees to do an auction draft which leads to huge problems.
Episode: 7x03 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2015
Football is back and everyone fights over where to watch the games. Ruxin has his house to himself, sort of. Taco launches EBDBPrime.
Episode: 7x04 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2015
Andre gets sued by Frank 'The Body' Gibbiati. Jenny gets relationship advice from Green Bay wide receiver Randall Cobb.
Episode: 7x05 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2015
Kevin is uncomfortable with Ellie's new sex-ed class. Taco starts a Little Eskimo Brothers program at the EBDBBnB.
Episode: 7x06 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2015
Pete decides to run the Beer Mile with Taco as his coach. Kevin tries to figure out where the gardener goes to the bathroom. Jenny's matchup with Andre means playing Andre and Meegan.
Episode: 7x07 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2015
Kevin feels threatened by Pete's new referee friend. Andre needs to use the EBDBBnB as a farm. Taco gets a drone.
Episode: 7x08 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2015
The tables are turned when Taco and Detroit Wide Receiver Golden Tate create a fantasy workplace league and draft the guys. Andre joins a Korean church in pursuit of a better parking spot.
Episode: 7x09 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2015
Taco embraces his new day job in the banking world. Pete must decide whether or not to commit to his on-again/off again girlfriend, Libby. Andre's new patient is an old college crush.
Episode: 7x10 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2015
Taco retires from sex due to concussions. Andre's one night stand with an Uber driver backfires. Pete binge watched seven seasons "The Block." Ruxin and Sofia use the internet to keep their sex life going while she is in Puerto Rico.
Episode: 7x11 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2015
Sofia decides to get plastic surgery and Ruxin has to deal with the aftermath. The misadventures of Rafi and Dirty Randy continue as they embark on a quest to Puerto Rico.
Episode: 7x12 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2015
When the league is kicked off their fantasy football website, Kevin has to run the league old school. Jenny deals with loss. Rafi counsels Ruxin. Andre tries to co-opt Ruxin's dinner reservation.
Episode: 7x13 | Airdate: Dec 9, 2015
Who will win the Shiva? Who will win the Sacko? Will Kevin or Jenny win The Snip? Ruxin has a big decision to make that will affect not only his chances of winning but whether the league will even survive.