Are You There, Chelsea? - Episode Guide

Season 1

Pilot

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jan 11, 2012

Pilot

A comedy series about sassy young bar worker Chelsea Newman and her posse of working-stiff twentysomethings. In the premiere, Chelsea tries to get her life in order after getting busted for DUI.

Sloane's Ex

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Jan 18, 2012

Sloane's Ex

Sloane's ex-beau arrives at the bar and Chelsea sets out to woo him, despite Sloane's objections. Elsewhere, Rick tries to reconnect with his former flame, only to be blindsided by a discovery about her.

Believe

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Jan 25, 2012

Believe

Sloane plans a social get-together for her church group at the bar. This gives Chelsea a prime opportunity to romance the church band's sightly lead singer, yet his pure and virtuous manner proves to be a major stumbling block. Meanwhile, Rick's spunky ex-girlfriend lands a job at the bar.

Strays

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Feb 1, 2012

Strays

Wedding plans are jeopardized when Nikki's fiancé gets cold feet. Meanwhile, Chelsea takes in a stray dog.

The Gynecologist

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Feb 8, 2012

The Gynecologist

Chelsea goes deep-sea fishing with her new doctor and his male medical colleague. Chelsea's true motive is to reel in the sightly doctor, but it's rough sailing when it becomes clear that the two men are more than business partners.

Dee Dee's Pillow

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Feb 22, 2012

Dee Dee's Pillow

Dee Dee confesses that she's named her pillow "Mario Lopez." When Chelsea spreads the secret, she sets out to make amends by connecting Dee Dee with the real Mario Lopez. Elsewhere, Melvin wades back into the dating pool, but it's a drag when he visits a most interesting club.

Those Damn Yankees

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Feb 29, 2012

Those Damn Yankees

A love story meets a glove story when Chelsea falls for a minor-league baseball player. Chelsea, a die-hard Boston Red Sox fan, is then thrown a nasty curve when her new beau is traded to the rival Yankees. Elsewhere, Rick continues to bond with Nikki.

Fired

Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Mar 7, 2012

Fired

Rick becomes manager of the sports bar, yet it's not all cheers due to his overly strict supervision. Meanwhile, Nikki and Dee Dee take part in a body cleanse. A starving Dee Dee plays by the rules, but a cheating Nikki secretly binges on pub grub.

The Foodie

Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Mar 14, 2012

The Foodie

Chelsea falls for a talented and sightly chef, leading to unappetizing developments when she ignores friendships, shirks responsibilities and packs on pounds. In response, Olivia and Dee Dee serve up an intervention. Meanwhile, Rick deals with a broken romance.

Boots

Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Mar 21, 2012

Boots

Chelsea sets out to buy a pair of beautiful yet overly pricey boots. Elsewhere, Rick stirs it up by entering a mixed-drink contest. But when the judges sour on his drink, he turns to Chelsea for the recipe to her tasty "bang bang" cocktail.

Surprise

Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Mar 28, 2012

Surprise

Sloane's husband journeys home to surprise Sloane after finishing his Army tour in Afghanistan. Yet Sloane is in an unflatteringly sloppy state, so Chelsea must scramble to clean her up before he arrives.