The Misery Index - Episode Guide

"Impractical Jokers" Brian "Q" Quinn, Sal Vulcano, James "Murr" Murray and Joe Gatto are paired with contestants to guess the misery of some hilariously traumatic real-life events for a chance at $30,000; host Jameela Jamil.

Joe and Q finally become gentlemen; a little piggy goes to the emergency room; a man rides the elevator from hell; a clumsy paramedic; an accidental sexy text battle.

What does Jameela refer to as a "fun arm," and The Tenderloins witness the most embarrassing way to ruin a friend's wedding. Will being pooped on by a dolphin or sucking toilet water out of a cell phone help contestants win $30,000?

A dumb way to break up with someone; a gross sex dream; a pants-free performer; a vertical face planter.

What if your landlord left this miserable surprise for you, or you're caught "faking it" on live tv? A bad wedding officiant and someone who phone sexed their mom battle it out to see who gets a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

We learn the misery of "accidental man-boobs," how many jolts of electricity Q can take, and which of the Tenderloins was an "accident." Our contestants must get over shameful family antics to compete for a chance at a $30,000 grand prize.

Jameela shows us that there are some things you never want to find in your toilet, Sal shows us how to ruin a wedding, and a pants-wetter and a forgetful husband battle it out for a chance to win the $30,000 grand prize.

Murr doesn't want to "pucker up," and Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this misery. Will a bidet victim or someone who showed nudes to their boss become the master of misery and winner of the $30,000 grand prize?.

Find out which of our Tenderloins' moms came out to witness a doctor retrieving a live animal from a nose. Will a fart professional or someone caught before the act become the master of misery and get a shot at the $30,000 grand prize?.

In this game we learn which books you never want to hear at bedtime, and the most miserable way to get "stuck" cheating. A flasher and a scorned fiancé compete to see who gets to the final round and a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

Welcome back to The Misery Index, where Jameela Jamil and the stars of the hit show "Impractical Jokers" unite the world in celebrating each others' misery. In this episode, Joe and Q "make love", we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie. An office flasher and a clumsy partier battle to be masters of misery, in hopes of winning the $30,000 grand prize.

After some heated UK vs US banter, Jameela and the Tenderloins find out once and for all which of these great nations is truly the most miserable. Plus, Jameela has a big surprise fail for the Tenderloins.

Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, Sal's "moist moment", and a giant door-opening python! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

From "I'm going with penis" to "I had whipped cream coming out of my nose", they may be senior citizens but these ladies have lived. Find out what happens when a young bull charges you, and what made a girl lose 10 years of memories. 

Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

A moped crash that'd make Wylie Coyote proud, a big family surprise for one Tenderloin, and Murr makes a very bad bet! Our contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We've got the answers in this very fancy episode of The Misery Index.

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the "body of a superhero", and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

'Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is 'statistically the best!' Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!.

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge. 

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic and a little boy overhears his parents having sex.. and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.

Q and Sal dress each other up in a dare both of them regret, a karaoke queen finds out what puppy pee tastes like, and Murr pleasures an old man's big toe, all on this weird and wonderful episode of The Misery Index.

An influencer face sucking an octopus, the most polite pass-out in history, and Murr faces his single biggest fear, all in one fun-packed episode of The Misery Index.

What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what's it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.

Find out what happens when a carnival ride goes wrong, what it means to get intimate with the Golden Gate Bridge, and why what happens in Vegas really should stay there in this special Twins-centric episode of The Misery Index.

Sweat bees in the eyes, one girl's battle with the zombie apocalypse and why you should never inject your privates with petroleum jelly! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a very weird horse fetish - and that's just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.

Find out why Sal's mind is blown over poking holes in condoms, what makes Murr say "It was the coming out that hurt more than the going in", and what it looks like to be eaten by a sidewalk. All this and more on another hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

In this Holiday Special episode of The Misery Index, find out why camels and nativities don't mix, why Santa never goes rock climbing and why Joe is trying to sell caramelized ginger bread taint. All that and festivities a plenty, plus an epic final round worth $50,000!

Teams compete against each other by attempting to determine the ranking of hilarious and miserable real-life events - from getting fired to accidentally sexting your grandfather - on a scale of 1-100.

Teams compete against each other by attempting to determine the ranking of hilarious and miserable real-life events - from getting fired to accidentally sexting your grandfather - on a scale of 1-100.

Teams compete against each other by attempting to determine the ranking of hilarious and miserable real-life events - from getting fired to accidentally sexting your grandfather - on a scale of 1-100.

Teams compete against each other by attempting to determine the ranking of hilarious and miserable real-life events - from getting fired to accidentally sexting your grandfather - on a scale of 1-100.

Tonight on the Misery Index see why sometimes going viral ain't worth it, how olden times weren't necessarily the best of times and why you should think before you flash. Tonight on a "fall down funny" edition of The Misery Index.

On an "almost perfect" edition of The Misery Index, see some truly original forms of Misery when a monkey steals your baby, a woman gets her ultimate dream granted, and how it's possible to lose the race before it even starts.

Moped riding is an extreme sport; manscaping takes bravery; how littering can be deadly; brave kisser Corin takes on reluctant massage recipient Allen.

Welcome to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other's Misery! We meet the world's most impatient dog, we see why you should always keep two hands on the wheel and Q shares a Day to remember! Miserable contestants Sam and Nicole share their pain and do battle for the chance to walk away with $30,000.

Super Bowl champion Travis Kelce drops in to explain the worst job interview; Sydney and Abby battle to be masters of misery.

On a "Flat Out Dangerous" edition of The Misery Index, see Sal take on the dirtiest job, hell hath no fury like a wife's revenge and how wood chippers are for wood..not people.