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America's Worst Tattoos - Episode Guide

Season 1

Crazy Clown, Bunny & Pony Obsessions

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jun 21, 2012

Crazy Clown, Bunny & Pony Obsessions

People from across America show off their terrible tattoos, share the embarrassing stories behind them and then return to the chair for a Tattoo Transformation. In this episode a women whose ex gave her an X-rated tattoo gets a transformation.

Mermaids, Moons & Mistakes

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Jun 21, 2012

Mermaids, Moons & Mistakes

Tattoo victims from across America show off their terrible tattoos, share the embarrassing stories behind them and then return to the chair for a Tattoo Transformation. In this episode a guy with "See More" on his butt gets a tattoo transformation.

A Squirrel, a Coyote, and an Actor

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Apr 4, 2013

A Squirrel, a Coyote, and an Actor

In this episode, a girl who has an unwanted surprise in her tattoo, a man who's wife hates his tramp stamp and a woman who made the worst deal of her life.

Elephants, Skaters, and Bears, Oh My!

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Apr 4, 2013

Elephants, Skaters, and Bears, Oh My!

In this episode, a man's tattoo is the result of the worst bet he's ever made, a skater's tattoo brings shame to the sport, and a burlesque dancer with a disfigured Merman tattoo.

Zombies, Mummies, and Ravens

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Apr 11, 2013

Zombies, Mummies, and Ravens

In this episode, a man's teenage tattoo is giving him a bad rep as an adult, a fitness buff with a workout tattoo gone bad, and a woman's comic tattoo leaves her ashamed.

Tattooing on Acid

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Apr 11, 2013

Tattooing on Acid

In this episode, a stand up comic with a tattoo that is the butt of jokes, another man whose tattoo was done by an artist on acid and a woman gets rid of a terrible self-portrait.

Wieners and Losers

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Apr 18, 2013

Wieners and Losers

In this episode, a woman's weight loss shrinks her tattoo, a sports fan's tattoo ruins her favorite team and soon to be bride has a chest piece that is not walking down the aisle with her.

Failures, Misunderstandings, and Cheap Shots

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Apr 18, 2013

Failures, Misunderstandings, and Cheap Shots

In this episode, a woman has a reminder of her failed career, another got a tattoo she never asked for, and couple get rid of a tattoo that is ruining their vacations.

Daggers, Chicken Scratch, and a Stellar Cover-up

Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Apr 25, 2013

Daggers, Chicken Scratch, and a Stellar Cover-up

In this episode, one man has a tattoo that his best friend won't let him live down, a lost bet results in a bad tattoo, and a soon to be groom has a chest piece that has to go before the wedding.

Party Dogs and Evil Cupcakes

Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: May 2, 2013

Party Dogs and Evil Cupcakes

In this episode, a Top Chef winner with a loser tattoo, a homemade tattoo gone wrong and a woman gets a cupcake that would turn anyone off from baked goods.

Exes, Anniversaries, and Another Man's Name

Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: May 9, 2013

Exes, Anniversaries, and Another Man's Name

In this episode, a man has a tattoo that is a terrible tribute to him and his best friend, another mans awful tattoo was an attempt at vengeance on his ex-girlfriends, and a woman's donut tattoo gets mistaken for poop.

Black Sheep, Grey Clouds, and the Three-Legged Fairy

Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: May 16, 2013

Black Sheep, Grey Clouds, and the Three-Legged Fairy

In this episode, a woman's hip tattoo leaves her ashamed, a man pays tribute to his grandma with a tattoo that turned out perverse and another woman has a fairy tattoo that turns out to be well endowed.

Season 2

He Spelled My Kids' Names Wrong!

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Mar 27, 2014

He Spelled My Kids' Names Wrong!

Tattoo Artist Jeremy Swan tackles the misplaced anger of his client, Anastasia's, youth. Meanwhile, tattoo artist Megan Massacre is forced out of her comfort zone when Rick, her client, requests a biomechanical panel.

Tattooed in a Public Bathroom

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Apr 3, 2014

Tattooed in a Public Bathroom

Tattoo artist Megan Massacre faces a serious challenge when covering up Joey's funny guy tattoo. Fortunately his best friend saves the day by suggesting the portrait of a timeless movie star.

I'll Never Let a Boyfriend Tattoo Me Again

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Apr 3, 2014

I'll Never Let a Boyfriend Tattoo Me Again

Tattoo artist Tim Pangburn struggles to calm his nerves as fellow artist, Megan Massacre, turns to him for help covering up one of her tattoos. Meanwhile Jeremy Swan is floored by his client, Dirk's, party favor' tattoos.

Paying for a Tattoo with Beer

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Apr 10, 2014

Paying for a Tattoo with Beer

Tattoo artist Lisa Del Toro attempts to wrap her mind around Amanda's story of trading a case of beer for a tattoo. Meanwhile tattoo artist Megan Massacre breaks rule number one for cover-ups, as she reinvents her client, Isabel's, portrait tattoo.

It's Coming Out of My Buttcrack

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Apr 17, 2014

It's Coming Out of My Buttcrack

Artist Megan Massacre works on a horrendous pink elephant tattoo and encounters something she's never experienced in her 10-year career. And artist Tim Pangburn tries to fix a back tattoo that's actually not that bad...except for where it's located.

18, Stupid, and the Tattoo Was Free

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Apr 21, 2014

18, Stupid, and the Tattoo Was Free

Tattoo artist Tim Pangburn's unique perspective is put to the test when one of the Internet's most notorious tattoos walks into his studio.

Got Ink?

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Apr 21, 2014

Got Ink?

Tattoo artist Jeremy Swan attempts to fix a tattoo that's so horrible the client hid it during childbirth. Meanwhile, Megan Massacre has to cover not one but two tattoos on a young lady who began inking herself when she was just 14 years old.

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