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Instant Mom - Episode Guide

Season 1

Pilot

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Sep 29, 2013

Pilot

Stephanie trades in cosmos for carpools when she marries a man with three kids. Her new role of full-time stepmom is challenging as she struggles to maintain some sense of her fun-loving, slightly irresponsible self.

The Lying Game

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Oct 6, 2013

The Lying Game

Stephanie tells James that lying is acceptable if it makes someone's day better, which leads him to tell a huge lie. When everyone is called to the principal's office, the family must find a balance between honesty and shading the truth.

Harp & Soul

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Oct 13, 2013

Harp & Soul

Stephanie's determined to bond with the kids and uses her love of music to do it. But by forcing them to take up an instrument against their will, Stephanie learns a very public and embarrassing lesson in parenting.

Forty-Two Inches of Pure Evil

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2013

Forty-Two Inches of Pure Evil

Stephanie tries to intervene when Aaron is given a hard time at school, but she makes matters worse. Meanwhile, Gabby's trying out for cheerleading and Maggie volunteers to coach her, but comes off more like a drill sergeant.

Not a Date

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Oct 27, 2013

Not a Date

Gabby gets asked out by a boy and she wants to go, but Charlie doesn't want her to date until she's 16. Maggie backs him up, but Gabby sneakily gleans advice from Stephanie on how to get around the rule.

Rock Mom

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Nov 3, 2013

Rock Mom

Stephanie begins to feel old. Stephanie escorts Gabby to an audition for a rock band, and manages to get the gig for herself. James and Aaron try to bribe Maggie for money to buy a video game.

Dances With She-Wolves

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Nov 10, 2013

Dances With She-Wolves

Stephanie attempts to get more involved by participating on the parents' dance committee at James' school only to find the other mothers mean and unwelcoming to the too pretty, too excited, binder-ready Stephanie.

In Blog We Trust

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Nov 24, 2013

In Blog We Trust

Stephanie seeks parenting advice by starting an anonymous blog and receives helpful tips until she discovers that the "helpful" users are the kids living under her roof, who have an agenda of their own.

The Gift of the Maggies

Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Dec 8, 2013

The Gift of the Maggies

Stephanie surprises the family with a visit from her father at Christmas; Stephanie is surprised by Maggie's reaction to her father's visit.

Staycation

Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Jan 5, 2014

Staycation

Stephanie plans activities at home when the family gets snowed in on their vacation.

Babysit This

Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Jan 12, 2014

Babysit This

Stephanie leaves Gabby in charge when the babysitter cancels on the night of a big event where Charlie is the speaker.

Dine Hard

Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Jan 19, 2014

Dine Hard

When Charlie invites his boss over, Stephanie and the children make the wrong impression.

True Romance

Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: Feb 9, 2014

True Romance

Aaron misunderstands Charlie's advice and gives Sam all of Stephanie's jewelry; Gabby decides to torment James.

A Kids' Choice

Episode: 1x14 | Airdate: Mar 29, 2014

A Kids' Choice

Gabby and James both submit their own videos to win tickets to a sold-out Cody Simpson concert, but when Aaron wins the tickets with his own video, the family fights over who will go with him.

Chore Money, Chore Problems

Episode: 1x15 | Airdate: Apr 3, 2014

Chore Money, Chore Problems

Stephanie cancels the maid service and gives the kids chores in an attempt for them to learn responsibility, but her plan backfires when the kids go on strike.

Requiem for Mr. Floppity

Episode: 1x16 | Airdate: Apr 10, 2014

Requiem for Mr. Floppity

Aaron brings his class rabbit home to take care of it for the weekend but after it dies, Stephanie steps in and is determined to explain the nature of loss to Aaron, despite his teacher's objections.

Buy Any Jeans Necessary

Episode: 1x17 | Airdate: Apr 17, 2014

Buy Any Jeans Necessary

Stephanie and Charlie take sides when Gabby is held for shoplifting after returning a pair of jeans with the sensor still on; James sells unopened wedding presents to make extra money.

Distant Mom

Episode: 1x18 | Airdate: Apr 24, 2014

Distant Mom

The kids return from vacation with their mom Kimberly in Mozambique, and then they learn that they'll be moving there, far away from Stephanie and Charlie. Meanwhile, Stephanie is responsible of hiring a clown for a one year old's birthday party.

Camp Fear

Episode: 1x19 | Airdate: May 1, 2014

Camp Fear

Stephanie goes on the family camping trip to help Aaron earn scout badges, but when Maggie shows up in the camping trailer, the family has no interest in being out in the woods, so Stephanie is determined to keep them out of there so Aaron can earn his scout badges the right way.

Not Your Mother's Day

Episode: 1x20 | Airdate: May 8, 2014

Not Your Mother's Day

Stephanie is excited about celebrating her first Mother's Day until she learns that the family plans to celebrate her on Stepmother's Day instead; Stephanie takes her mother to a day spa and gets some unexpected "mom" advice from a few experts who attempt to cheer her up.

The Last Auction Hero

Episode: 1x21 | Airdate: May 29, 2014

The Last Auction Hero

Stephanie organizes a charity auction to inspire the children to give back; Stephanie goes to extreme measures to beat the previous fund-raising record.

48 Hours

Episode: 1x22 | Airdate: Jun 5, 2014

48 Hours

Stephanie's old pal visits when Charlie's on a business trip, and Stephanie struggles to deal with the kids while living up to her old party-gal reputation.

Should Old Acquaintance Be for Hire

Episode: 1x23 | Airdate: Jun 12, 2014

Should Old Acquaintance Be for Hire

Stephanie bribes Gabby and James to keep a secret when she hires an old boyfriend to install a new sound system for Charlie.

Season 2

Sanders Again

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Oct 2, 2014

Sanders Again

Stephanie worries that she is working too much when Aaron's imaginary friend returns.

An Egg by Any Other Name

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Oct 9, 2014

An Egg by Any Other Name

The kids' garden is destroyed by the neighbors, so Stephanie and Charlie seek revenge, and soon the kids follow their bad example.

Gabby's Game Boy

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Oct 16, 2014

Gabby's Game Boy

When Stephanie and Charlie learn that Gabby has had a secret boyfriend, they meet him, finding him to be a bad influence.

Children of the Candy Corn

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 23, 2014

Children of the Candy Corn

Stephanie feels expendable on Halloween when the kids make their own plans. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to maintain his record for having the best decorated house in the neighborhood.

Teacher's Pest

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Nov 6, 2014

Teacher's Pest

Aaron lands in hot water with his teacher, whom he calls a doofus-a word he heard Stephanie utter. Meanwhile, James uses Charlie in his plan to get out of doing his history homework.

James Goes Pro

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2014

James Goes Pro

James learns that playing on a professional video gaming team is not what he thought it would be.

Drill Team

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Nov 20, 2014

Drill Team

Stephanie agrees to see a dentist to help Aaron get over his fears, but is nervous to discover the dentist is a face from her past.

Popular Mechanics

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Dec 4, 2014

Popular Mechanics

James becomes popular when he is mistaken for a bad boy; Stephanie lectures James about doing the right thing.

Not Full House

Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2015

Not Full House

Stephanie and Charlie plan a child-free weekend in New York, only to find that Aaron has stowed away in their car; James and Gabby make plans while their parents are away.

How You Bike Me Now

Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Apr 22, 2015

How You Bike Me Now

When both Stephanie and James face rejection, she signs them up for a bike race to prove that hard work pays off.

My Stupid Sweet Sixteen

Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Apr 29, 2015

My Stupid Sweet Sixteen

Stephanie plans a surprise party for Gabby's 16th birthday, but things don't go as she intended because of Maggie's mistake with the invitations.

Yelly Monster

Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: May 6, 2015

Yelly Monster

After Aaron describes Stephanie as a 'yelly monster' when she tries to get the family ready in the morning, Stephanie realizes that she must do better.

Ain't Misbehavin' or Else

Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: May 13, 2015

Ain't Misbehavin' or Else

Stephanie's neighbor has better success getting the children to do things.

Instant Prom

Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: May 20, 2015

Instant Prom

Noah asks Gabby to the prom, but she worries about fitting in at the after party; Stephanie and Charlie get overprotective.

Don't Worry, Be Maggie

Episode: 2x15 | Airdate: May 27, 2015

Don't Worry, Be Maggie

After reacting to Gabby's desire to get a tattoo, Stephanie worries that she is becoming like Maggie, and makes efforts to prove otherwise.

Ghost Busted

Episode: 2x16 | Airdate: Jun 3, 2015

Ghost Busted

Stephanie sees a horror movie with Gabby, despite Charlie's objections, and Stephanie winds up being frightened. Her fears then escalate when James tries to persuade her their house is haunted.

Season 3

Fear Factor

Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2015

Fear Factor

After facing up to her fear of swimming, Stephanie forces the rest of the family to face its fears, as well.

Mysteries of Maggie

Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2015

Mysteries of Maggie

Aaron learns that Maggie has a secret career as a romance novelist, but when she denies it, the family tries to get her to reveal her secret identity.

Ship of Fool

Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2015

Ship of Fool

When Stephanie tries to teach James and Aaron about selfless generosity, the whole family starts helping Mr. Ebnetter for the wrong reasons.

No Retreat, No Surrender

Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2015

No Retreat, No Surrender

Stephanie and Charlie stop punishing Gabby and James for fighting, in hopes that they will work things out by themselves.

Bawamo Shazam

Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Oct 3, 2015

Bawamo Shazam

Maggie houses Gabby for a weekend to straighten Gabby out after she argues with her parents. But, they get along surprisingly well, so Stephanie decides to show Gabby the other side of Maggie.

Driving Ms. Crazy

Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Oct 3, 2015

Driving Ms. Crazy

Gabby gets a ticket, forcing her to drive with Stephanie alongside.

Basket Case

Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Oct 10, 2015

Basket Case

Stephanie helps Aaron win a game against James, but Charlie worries about the consequences. Elsewhere, Gabby is stuck in the middle of a fight between Stephanie and Gabby.

Turning a Blind Eye

Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Oct 10, 2015

Turning a Blind Eye

Maggie bribes James and Aaron to pretend to be her younger brothers when she starts dating an older man. Also: Gabby gets punished for having Noah visit when her parents are out.

Thumper for President

Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2015

Thumper for President

James gets embarrassed by a girl he likes, so he runs against her in a school election. Elsewhere: Charlie asks Gabby to help him replace a lost wedding wing.

Bag Lady

Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2015

Bag Lady

Gabby loans Stephanie's new purse to a friend, but it comes back ruined and she has to replace it.

Off the Hook

Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Oct 24, 2015

Off the Hook

James gets a "get out of jail free" card from Stephanie and Charlie and the kids exchange the card among themselves.

Jamal in the Family

Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Oct 24, 2015

Jamal in the Family

The Phillips get a visit from their cousin, but Charlie worries he'll be a bad influence on James. Also: Aaron and Maggie help Gabby prepare for a date.

Friendly Fire

Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Oct 31, 2015

Friendly Fire

Stephanie asks Aaron to befriend a client's son, not realizing Aaron is terrified of him; Gabby saves Maggie's life.

Two Guys and a Gabby

Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: Oct 31, 2015

Two Guys and a Gabby

Gabby uses a childhood friend to make Noah jealous; Stephanie tries to correct Aaron when he accidentally calls her Mom.

Crimes of Fashion

Episode: 3x15 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2015

Crimes of Fashion

Stephanie helps James lead a student rebellion when the principal cracks down on the dress code; Gabby teaches Charlie how to use social media.

Smarty Bowl

Episode: 3x16 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2015

Smarty Bowl

Stephanie needs to get Gabby's help to stay on top of Aaron's homework so that she will not disappoint him.

S-A-Tease

Episode: 3x17 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2015

S-A-Tease

The night before Gabby takes the SATs, a secret about Stephanie is exposed; James and Aaron have a hard time sharing a room.

International Incident

Episode: 3x18 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2015

International Incident

James tries to trick Stephanie and Charlie into thinking one of his friends is actually a foreign exchange student.

Yoot There It Is

Episode: 3x19 | Airdate: Nov 21, 2015

Yoot There It Is

James and Gabby try to make a business out of selling Grandma Maggie's fruit snacks, but when she finds out, she wants a piece of the action.

Walk Like a Boy

Episode: 3x20 | Airdate: Nov 21, 2015

Walk Like a Boy

After Aaron is brought home by the police, family services must determine whether Stephanie and Charlie are doing a good enough job as parents.

Dollar Sign

Episode: 3x21 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2015

Dollar Sign

Stephanie decides that Gabby needs to get a job and earn money for her car; Maggie and James try to teach the older generations how to speak like teenagers.

Bug Out

Episode: 3x22 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2015

Bug Out

Stephanie blames the family for Aaron's alleged funk; they try to change their habits for a week but this only results in more trouble.

Playa Hata

Episode: 3x23 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2015

Playa Hata

Charlie approves of a boy that Gabby's interested in, which makes her doubt her decision; James finds himself with two girlfriends at the same time.

Hourly Rage

Episode: 3x24 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2015

Hourly Rage

Gabby is the group leader for her school project but when Stephanie discovers that she's acting like a tyrant, she gets involved; Stephanie somehow ends up doing all the work.

Gone Batty

Episode: 3x25 | Airdate: Dec 19, 2015

Gone Batty

Gabby finds out that her ex's new girlfriend is using him and tries to expose the truth but everyone thinks she's jealous; Charlie, Aaron and Maggie search for a bat.

Ain't Over Till It's Over

Episode: 3x26 | Airdate: Dec 19, 2015

Ain't Over Till It's Over

Gabby finds out that her ex's new girlfriend is using him and tries to expose the truth but everyone thinks she's jealous; Charlie, Aaron and Maggie search for a bat.

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