The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jul 7, 2018 (4 min)
Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jul 7, 2018 (4 min)
Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Aug 2, 2018 (4 min)
The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Sep 4, 2018 (3 min)
Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Oct 8, 2018 (4 min)
The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Jun 25, 2019 (5 min)
Need quality news? We can't help you. Need something funny? We got your back.
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Sep 9, 2019 (7 min)
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Sep 9, 2019 (4 min)
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2019 (3 min)
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2019 (5 min)
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2019 (6 min)
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2019 (4 min)
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2019 (7 min)
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2019 (5 min)
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Nov 25, 2019 (5 min)
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2019 (6 min)
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Dec 9, 2019 (5 min)
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Dec 16, 2019 (5 min)
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Dec 23, 2019 (5 min)
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Dec 30, 2019 (4 min)
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Episode: 2x15 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2020 (9 min)
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Episode: 2x16 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2020 (5 min)
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Episode: 2x17 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2020 (5 min)
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Episode: 2x18 | Airdate: Jan 20, 2020 (5 min)
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Episode: 2x19 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2020 (8 min)
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Episode: 2x21 | Airdate: Feb 3, 2020 (4 min)
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the "Marley and Me" of bunny stories.
Episode: 2x22 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2020 (6 min)
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Episode: 2x23 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2020 (6 min)
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Episode: 2x24 | Airdate: Feb 24, 2020 (5 min)
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it's better than us.
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2020 (5 min)
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2020 (7 min)
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Mar 16, 2020 (6 min)
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2020 (3 min)
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Apr 6, 2020 (5 min)
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Apr 27, 2020 (5 min)
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2020 (5 min)
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Apr 13, 2020 (4 min)
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Apr 20, 2020 (6 min)
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: May 4, 2020 (5 min)
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that's lost its bear.
Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: May 11, 2020 (8 min)
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: May 18, 2020 (8 min)
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: May 25, 2020 (5 min)
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: Jun 1, 2020 (4 min)
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Episode: 3x15 | Airdate: Jun 22, 2020 (7 min)
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Episode: 3x16 | Airdate: Jun 8, 2020 (4 min)
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Episode: 3x17 | Airdate: Jun 15, 2020 (4 min)
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Episode: 3x18 | Airdate: Jun 29, 2020 (7 min)
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Episode: 3x19 | Airdate: Jul 6, 2020 (4 min)
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Episode: 3x20 | Airdate: Jul 13, 2020 (8 min)
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Episode: 3x22 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2020 (4 min)
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Episode: 3x23 | Airdate: Aug 3, 2020 (7 min)
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that's sweeping the nation.
*Note: This episode was written and recorded in 2019, before the tragic passing of Adam Schlesinger.*
Episode: 3x24 | Airdate: Aug 10, 2020 (5 min)
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Episode: 3x25 | Airdate: Aug 17, 2020 (7 min)
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Episode: 3x26 | Airdate: Aug 24, 2020 (6 min)
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
Episode: 4x01 | Airdate: Apr 3, 2021 (6 min)
Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.
Episode: 4x02 | Airdate: May 14, 2021 (9 min)
The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.
Episode: 4x03 | Airdate: May 28, 2021 (10 min)
The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.
Episode: 4x04 | Airdate: Jun 11, 2021 (7 min)
The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.
Episode: 4x05 | Airdate: Jun 25, 2021 (8 min)
The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.
Episode: 4x06 | Airdate: Jul 9, 2021 (5 min)
The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.
Episode: 4x07 | Airdate: Jul 23, 2021 (9 min)
Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
Episode: 4x08 | Airdate: Aug 6, 2021 (8 min)
Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.
Episode: 5x01 | Airdate: Aug 20, 2021 (11 min)
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
Episode: 5x02 | Airdate: Sep 3, 2021 (10 min)
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
Episode: 5x03 | Airdate: Sep 17, 2021 (9 min)
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
Episode: 5x04 | Airdate: Oct 1, 2021 (12 min)
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
Episode: 5x05 | Airdate: Oct 15, 2021 (9 min)
Title says it all.
Episode: 5x06 | Airdate: Oct 29, 2021 (8 min)
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
Episode: 5x07 | Airdate: Nov 12, 2021 (7 min)
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
Episode: 5x08 | Airdate: Nov 26, 2021 (8 min)
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
Episode: 5x09 | Airdate: Dec 10, 2021 (10 min)
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
Episode: 5x10 | Airdate: Dec 22, 2021 (10 min)
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
Episode: 5x11 | Airdate: Jan 4, 2022 (10 min)
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
Episode: 5x12 | Airdate: Jan 22, 2022 (10 min)
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
Episode: 5x13 | Airdate: Feb 5, 2022 (8 min)
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
Episode: 5x14 | Airdate: Feb 19, 2022 (10 min)
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
Episode: 5x15 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2022 (11 min)
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
Episode: 5x16 | Airdate: Mar 16, 2022 (12 min)
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
Episode: 6x01 | Airdate: Jun 12, 2023 (8 min)
Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?
Episode: 6x02 | Airdate: Jun 26, 2023 (7 min)
Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.
Episode: 6x03 | Airdate: Jul 10, 2023 (9 min)
Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.
Episode: 6x04 | Airdate: Jul 24, 2023 (7 min)
Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.
Episode: 6x05 | Airdate: Aug 7, 2023 (7 min)
Warning: Do not attempt the One Chip Challenge yourself.
Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.
Episode: 6x06 | Airdate: Aug 21, 2023 (8 min)
Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.
Episode: 6x07 | Airdate: Sep 4, 2023 (8 min)
Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.
Episode: 6x08 | Airdate: Sep 18, 2023 (9 min)
Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.
Episode: 6x09 | Airdate: Oct 2, 2023 (5 min)
Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.
Episode: 6x10 | Airdate: Oct 16, 2023 (7 min)
Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.
Episode: 6x11 | Airdate: Oct 30, 2023
Episode: 6x12 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2023
Episode: 6x13 | Airdate: Nov 27, 2023
Episode: 6x14 | Airdate: Dec 11, 2023
Episode: 6x15 | Airdate: Dec 26, 2023
Episode: 6x16 | Airdate: Jan 8, 2024 (7 min)
Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.
Episode: 6x17 | Airdate: Jan 22, 2024
Episode: 7x01 | Airdate: Apr 2, 2024
Episode: 7x02 | Airdate: Apr 16, 2024
Episode: 7x03 | Airdate: Apr 30, 2024
Episode: 7x04 | Airdate: May 14, 2024