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Blandings - Episode Guide

Season 1

Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey!

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2013

Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey!
Clarence has to get his pig eating again or he will lose the Fattest Pig prize to his fiendish rival. Meanwhile, Connie demands he put a stop to his niece Angela's love affair with cowboy Jimmy.

The Go-Getter

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Jan 20, 2013

The Go-Getter
Connie hires a personal secretary, Baxter, to tidy up Blandings and Clarence and to impress the visiting Schoonmakers. But Freddie's attempts to sell them dog food contribute to the extreme discomfort of the occasion.

Company for Gertrude

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2013

Company for Gertrude
Clarence hopes to avoid dancing with his niece Gertrude by inviting a convenient blockhead to keep her company. Freddie, meanwhile, must keep his new Portuguese wife a secret from Connie.

The Crime Wave at Blandings

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Feb 3, 2013

The Crime Wave at Blandings
Baxter returns as a holiday tutor for Clarence's grandson George. To Clarence's horror, Baxter plans to weasel his way back into permanent employment at Blandings.

Lord Emsworth and the Girl Friend

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2013

Lord Emsworth and the Girl Friend
With the help of Freddie and some mischievous schoolchildren, Clarence hopes to dodge the double ordeal of having to wear a top hat and make a speech at the Blandings fete.

Problems with Drink

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2013

Problems with Drink
Clarence is forced to make polite conversation with the dowager Lady Daphne, but her interest in Clarence's pig arouses Connie and Beach's suspicions.

Season 2

Throwing Eggs

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Feb 16, 2014

Throwing Eggs
The poker-wielding, egg-throwing Duke of Dunstable threatens to have Clarence committed, so Clarence's faithful, port-fuelled butler Beach and his feeble-witted son Freddie hatch a plan to rescue him.

Dirty Work at the Crossroads

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Feb 23, 2014

Dirty Work at the Crossroads
Clarence and Connie's even more terrifying sister, Charlotte, is threatening to take up residence at Blandings... permanently. Freddie comes to the rescue with an audacious plan to steal the Empress.

Hallo to All This

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2014

Hallo to All This
Clarence must prevent his younger brother Galahad publishing his scandalous memoirs and ruining the family name. If he fails, Connie will exile him to hellish London.

Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2014

Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best
Clarence has grown an appalling beard, to the dismay of Beach and Connie, but Freddie needs Clarence to convince Hollywood starlet Pauline Petite of his bona fides!

Sticky Wicket at Blandings

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Mar 16, 2014

Sticky Wicket at Blandings
Connie is trying to impress Colonel Fanshawe, in the hope that Clarence might succeed Fanshawe as Lord Lieutenant of Shropshire. But Beach is behaving very oddly indeed...

Necessary Rhino

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Mar 23, 2014

Necessary Rhino
Hannibal Didcot is bullying Clarence over a fake painting, so Connie encourages Hannibal to propose to wealthy American Vanessa Polk. Galahad and Freddie have other ideas...

Custody of the Pumpkin

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2014

Custody of the Pumpkin
Clarence's bid to win the Pumpkin prize is threatened by Connie's ambition to marry Freddie off to Sir Gregory's niece.
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