Main Characters George Bang Toby Mundorf Andy French Gus Duncz / Mr. French / Stogie / Ron / Weirdo Beardo / Howard Bang Posey Tyler / Natalie Leibowitz-Hernandez Kevin French Carlos Hernandez-Leibowitz Wally Langford / Fechstein / Sasha / Griffo / Mr. Cresto / Nice Freak Jim Kuback Gwen Dakota Stacy / Miss Colleen Peck / Chola Girl / Tina