It's the next evolution of natural disaster and epic creature attack, the perfect combination of civilian catastrophe and "nope!" It's the "Lavalantula!" It's a tale as old as time, a washed-up action star is trying to revive is film career and his relationship with his son, when a freak lava-spitting tarantula volcano causes LA to erupt in pyro-achnid-fueled bedlam. But who will rise to the occasion and protect this bastion of purity and culture from these eight-legged fire-hurling beasts? Police Academy icons Steve "The Gutte" Guttenberg, Leslie Easterbrook, Marion Ramsey and Michael Winslow, along with North Shore babe Nia Peeples will give it a shot.