I keep hearing "Hello, My name is Rufus Cotesworth.  You killed her mother.  Prepare to die."

Weeks before the premiere someone put on IMDB:  "Han Solo's navigation equipment in the Millennium Falcon fails during a jump and he crash lands on Earth in the year 1918. He buries his ship in fear of attack and takes the Dutton name as his own. Going from space cowboy to Earth cowboy the newly proclaimed Dutton brings smuggling to the area with horses."  Sad it's not true; would have been great.