Jake

Square-jawed Jake is the resident American Football Coach, Beaver Falls poster boy and all round nemesis to our heroes. He's sporty, all American and idolized by his charges... who are all wannabe-Jakes. As Head of the Locker Room and its resident jocks, Jake considers it his personal responsibility to ensure the tradition of the Jocks bullying the kids deemed lower on the food chain, continues, year after year. As far as he's concerned (and in line with his dreams to join the military) losing is not an option and weakness will not be tolerated.