Guest Stars Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Waitress David Hornsby as Matthew Mara "Rickety Cricket" Lance Barber as Bill Ponderosa Andrew Friedman as Uncle Jack Kelly Travis Schuldt as Ben Smith (The Soldier) T.J. Hoban as Rex Beau Allen as Himself Jason Kelce as Himself Co Starring Merrill Reese voices Announcer Bryan Coffee as Harry Andrew Hawtrey as Marv