Guest Stars Allison Williams as Kit Snicket Kitana Turnbull as Carmelita Spats Tony Hale as Jerome Squalor Roger Bart as Vice Principal Nero Joan Cusack as Justice Strauss Kerri Kenney-Silver as Babs Richard E. Grant as Man with Beard But No Hair Beth Grant as The Woman with Hair but No Beard Carol Mansell as Elder Jemma Morena Baccarin as Beatrice Max Greenfield as Frank Denouement Max Greenfield as Ernest Denouement Co Starring Darcey Johnson as Trolleyman Timothy Webber as Jimmy Rob LaBelle as Taxi Driver Lauren McGibbon as Perky Volunteer Eric Keenleyside as Mr. Labinski