Guest Stars Jamie Kennedy voices Federline Jones Al Thompson voices Walt John Viener voices Announcer Danny Smith voices Additional Voices Will Forte voices Audience Member #3 Will Forte voices Guy Will Forte voices Judas Dawnn Lewis voices Hostess Dawnn Lewis voices Brunette Woman Bryan Cranston voices Graham Kensington John Viener voices Emcee John Viener voices Man #1 Penn Jillette voices Magical Johnson Stephen Root voices Allister Monkarsh Jess Harnell voices Audience Member #2 Al Thompson voices Band Member #1 Alec Sulkin voices Ventriloquist Alec Sulkin voices Audience Member Alec Sulkin voices Jesus Christ Aseem Batra voices Fortune Teller Aseem Batra voices Elderly Woman Aseem Batra voices Red-Headed Woman Uncredited Glenn Howerton voices Ernie Krinklesac