Guest Stars Ernie Hudson as Jacob Mann Angélica María as Ramona Alvarez Nia Vardalos as Annie Spiro Tania Gunadi as Summer Khotan Fernández as Arturo del Rey Co Starring Jake Tapper as Himself Jordyn Aurora Aquino as Rocker Mexican Chick Mark Sivertsen as Secret Serviceman Charles Michael Lovato as Mexican Nerd Armando K. Gonzales as Hipster Mexican Kid Ray Aguayo as Mexican Club Kid David House as Secret Service Gate Guard Martin Bob Balaban as Secretary Burns Tait Fletcher as Biker Alchie Guy James Espinoza as Mexican Man Tony Whitecrow as Bartender Julian Gopal as Little Latino Boy Lynda Fazio as Old Alchie Woman Jesse Phillips as Stan Ryan Staats as Car Driver