Every group of friends has its lovable douchebag; unfortunately, the island has Todd. He's not arrogant -- he's just genuinelybetter than everyone else. And he's not selfish -- it's just survival of the fittest, dummies. Read a book. Having dated Jess for the last seven years, Todd may finally be ready to settle down now that he's stuck in a place where she's officially the best-looking woman available.