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Appearances
Guessable
Main cast, played by John Kearns
- Episode 1x01: Alan and the Stripey Horse (Oct 5, 2020)
- Episode 1x02: Alan and Lincoln's Wooden Teeth (Oct 12, 2020)
- Episode 1x03: Darren, the Frog and the Rabbit (Oct 19, 2020)
- Episode 1x04: Jason Manford, Angela Scanlon, Dev Griffin, Suzi Ruffell (Oct 26, 2020)
- Episode 1x05: Darren & Some Eaton Love (Nov 2, 2020)
- Episode 1x06: Darren & the Creepy Cherub (Nov 9, 2020)
- Episode 1x07: Darren & Some Potatoes (Nov 16, 2020)
- Episode 1x08: Alan & the Very Strange Baby (Nov 23, 2020)
- Episode 2x01: Darren and the Purply Rainbow (Apr 13, 2021)
- Episode 2x02: Alan and an Embroidery of Chris Tarrant (Apr 20, 2021)
- Episode 2x03: Alan and a Spread of Meat Loaf (Apr 27, 2021)
- Episode 2x04: Alan and an Emergency Exit (May 4, 2021)
- Episode 2x05: Darren and His Dancing Face (May 11, 2021)
- Episode 2x06: Alan and Mr Scrabble (May 18, 2021)
- Episode 2x07: Jamie Laing, Emily Atack, Jason Manford and Rose Matafeo (May 25, 2021)
- Episode 2x08: Darren and the Worm with Wings (Jun 1, 2021)
- Episode 2x09: Alan and Henning Battle for Second Place (Jun 8, 2021)
- Episode 2x10: Maisie and the Puffin Crossing (Jun 15, 2021)
- Episode 2x11: Sara and Her Quiz Nemesis (Jun 22, 2021)
- Episode 2x12: Gyles and the Teddy Bear Massacre (Jun 29, 2021)
- Episode 3x01: Sausage Fingers (Jan 10, 2022)
- Episode 3x02: Rosie Jones Will Fight You (Jan 17, 2022)
- Episode 3x03: Darren and the Funny One from Friends (Jan 24, 2022)
- Episode 3x04: Is Pumping a Young Man's Game? (Jan 31, 2022)
- Episode 3x05: A Little Whiff of Cheese (Feb 7, 2022)
- Episode 3x06: Craig & the Ball Gag (Feb 14, 2022)
- Episode 3x07: It's not Erotic (Feb 21, 2022)
- Episode 3x08: Every Time You Say that we Lose (Feb 28, 2022)
- Episode 3x09: I Can't Find My Speedos (Mar 10, 2022)
- Episode 3x10: Fictitious Cheese (Sep 5, 2022)
- Episode 3x11: Sugar Puff Daddy (Sep 12, 2022)
- Episode 3x12: A Couple of Floaters & an Inkling (Sep 19, 2022)
- Episode S03 Special: Christmas Special: The Clue That Ruined Christmas (Dec 24, 2022)
- Episode 4x01: The Return of the Fly (Jan 25, 2023)
- Episode 4x02: In Retrospect That Was an Error (Feb 1, 2023)
- Episode 4x03: Oh Wait There's More Clues? (Feb 8, 2023)
- Episode 4x04: Darren and His Bigfoot (Feb 15, 2023)
- Episode 4x05: I Live and Breathe Lou Bega (Feb 22, 2023)
- Episode 4x06: How Long is a Piece of String (Mar 1, 2023)
- Episode 4x07: James's Smelly Cocktail (Jun 19, 2023)
- Episode 4x08: Turns Out I'm Not a Good Loser (Jun 26, 2023)
- Episode 4x09: Uncle Cool (Jul 3, 2023)
- Episode 4x10: Thinking Inside the Box (Jul 10, 2023)
- Episode 4x11: Confetti Tastes Like Salt (Jul 17, 2023)