John is a good guy and likeable teen who is, however, still in his awkward phase. With Ted's help, John is doing his best to navigate adolescence.
Appearances
Ted
Main cast, played by Max Burkholder
- Episode 1x01: Just Say Yes (Jan 11, 2024)
- Episode 1x02: My Two Dads (Jan 11, 2024)
- Episode 1x03: Ejectile Dysfunction (Jan 11, 2024)
- Episode 1x04: Subways, Bicycles, and Automobiles (Jan 11, 2024)
- Episode 1x05: Desperately Seeking Susan (Jan 11, 2024)
- Episode 1x06: Loud Night (Jan 11, 2024)
- Episode 1x07: He's Gotta Have It (Jan 11, 2024)
- Episode 2x01: Talk Dirty to Me (Mar 5, 2026)
- Episode 2x02: Mrs. Robicheck (Mar 5, 2026)
- Episode 2x03: Dungeons & Dealers (Mar 5, 2026)
- Episode 2x04: The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com (Mar 5, 2026)
- Episode 2x05: The Sword in the Stoned (Mar 5, 2026)
- Episode 2x06: Roe v. Weed (Mar 5, 2026)
- Episode 2x07: Susan Is the New Black (Mar 5, 2026)
- Episode 2x08: Fraudcast News (Mar 5, 2026)