Guest Stars Ian Gelder as Norman Gordon Brian McCardie as Uncle Dean Nick Pearse as Bert the Friendly Screw Luke J.I. Smith as Mushy Henry Goodman as Saul Gold Alastair Michael as Smudger Chuku Modu as Flying Squad Member 1 Marc Bannerman as Patsy Richardson Adam J. Carpenter as Flying Squad Member 2 Ray Fearon as Father John Scott Haran as Disciple Moe Bar-El as Sheikh Zesan Ben Wigzell as Policeman 2